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Oscar Wilde’s wise words on Parliament

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

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An OAP Romantic

Ethel: How come you never say that you love me anymore? Ebenezer: I told you once. If anything changes I’ll tell you

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Having a laugh

What I miss most- now I’m oldIs having a laugh about nothing at allGoing down the pub with a few matesHaving too many pints andA big bag of crispsAnd not giving a damn about caloriesOr anything at all. What I … Continue reading

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Say no more, Squire

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Nothing more to say

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Problem solving for Slackers

When people tell me, “You’re gonna regret that in the morning.” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver.

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Yes! That’s me

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Jewish mothers and their sons

(Three Jewish mothers are arguing over who has the most loving son.) Ethel: “My son sends me flowers every Shabbos.”Pattie: “You call that love? My son phones every day!”Miriam “That’s nothing. My son goes to therapy five days a week … Continue reading

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P J O’Rourke on government

“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”

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Cooking for Slackers: Barista Coffee

Everyone hates being ripped off by coffee shops and their inferior drinks. Their drinks are carefully concealed behind infantile flavours. Flavours masking tasteless buckets of coffee to try to make them drinkable. However, coffee shops also provide a space for … Continue reading

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