Tag Archives: Black humour

American Prison Joke

Q: Why are white guys frightening?A: Because you know they’re guilty.

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More conspiring than thee

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A KGB* joke

The regional KGB headquarters in Arkhangelsk suffered a major fire and was almost completely destroyed. Shortly after, a man phoned. “I’m sorry, we can’t do anything,” said the receptionist. “The KGB has burnt down.”Five minutes later, the receptionist received another … Continue reading

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An anatomy class for veterinary students

First-year students were attending a class on a cow. The professor began his lecture, “Vet’s need two important qualities. Firstly, they shouldn’t be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body.” The professor stuck his finger in the cow’s anus, withdrew … Continue reading

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Reassurance!

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Book Review: Sue Townsend ~ Adrian Mole: The prostate years (2009)

Sue Townsend’s character Adrian Mole is a masterclass in English humour. Ever since she introduced us to The secret diary of Adrian Mole aged 133/4 the character has developed. The nerdy, geeky, unworldly, kindly and hapless Adrian continuously drifts towards … Continue reading

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The ultimate customer satisfaction survey

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A lawyer meets Satan

A lawyer was working late when Satan walked into his office. “I have an offer. If you give me your soul and the soul of everyone in your family, I’ll give you a full partnership in the business.” The lawyer … Continue reading

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Regrets!

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A skit from ‘Porridge’: Fletcher on Mackay*

Fletcher: Course, he sees ‘imself as an authority on curry, he does, on account of where he was stationed in the army. Rudge: Where? India?Fletcher: No, Bradford. * Fletcher was a prisoner: Mackay a prison warder: Rudge a fellow prisoner: … Continue reading

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