Don’t ask rhetorical questions

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State Sponsored Tax Avoidance: Britain in 2025

It’s crazy that a government could sponsor tax avoidance but the British do precisely that. Nearly a trillion pounds is shielded from taxation. This policy has incentivised those with disposable incomes to exploit what has become a bonanza. A unique millionaire class of 12,782, has been created. They’re beneficiaries of state sponsored tax avoidance. This is paid for in alternative taxation, which further distorts the economy. Hundreds of thousands of people have substantial tax-free capital in a sub-millionaire class.

Premium Bonds have a capital value of £133.1bn,1 with 21m voters (investors). 532 people have won £1m tax-free.2 The October 2025 prize money was, “…worth over £399 million”3 American lottery winners are taxed at 24% but let’s assume a 20% British tax rate. This implies £79.8m of taxation per month, which the Chancellor loses. Or, about a billion pa.

The tax loss for Premium Bonds is trivial compared to Individual Savings Accounts (ISA).

“The key attraction to an ISA is that there is no tax to be paid or, in the case of a ‘stocks and shares’ ISA, no capital gains tax either. (my emphasis)

There is an enormous amount of money invested in ISA accounts, “Around £726bn is held in ISA accounts across the UK, with the majority in stocks and shares….Across the UK, 22.3 million adults hold an ISA…”4

In 2024-5 the FTSE gained 14%, which is the benchmark for the ISA investor.5 In 2024-5 there was £100bn in capital gains – tax free. Capital Gains Tax (CGT), when payable,is 20% and the £20bn is, therefore, tax free.  ISA investors have been gifted £20bn in CGT avoidance.

Dividend income is the engine room of capital growth. The FTSE’s yield is 3.15%, which equals £25.4bn annually. This provides immediate compounding through reinvestment.6 ISA voters (investors) increased their investment by 17.1% during October 2024-25. This far outstrips any taxed savings investment.

Unsurprisingly there are ISA millionaires. “…..the ISA millionaire count jumped from 4,070 in 2023 to 4,850 in 2024. And looking at the top 25 ISA accounts revealed an average value of £8.9m.”7(my emphasis)

This fiscal suicide extends to all lotteries.9 The biggest is the National Lottery. The National Lottery is a business where the profits, after expenses, are distributed to ‘good causes’.10 Yet “The National Lottery is operated under Licence from the Gambling Commission.”11 Taxation on gambling is 15%.12 The lottery paid out £4bn in 2024 in prize money, which is £600m in lost taxation. About 20m people (voters) gamble on the National Lottery each year. This is probably an under-estimate because of the number of syndicates involved. 7,400 millionaires have been created by the National Lottery, with a further seven added each week.13

A bold Chancellor desperately wanting revenue, without touching the Big Three – Income Tax, National Insurance or VAT – might consider the status of  ISAs, the National Lottery and Premium Bonds.

On the other hand, political calculation might trump trivialities like fiscal sanity.

The Scorecard

ISAs: 22.3 million voters8……………….£726bn………..Tax lost (about) £42bn

National Lottery: 20 million voters…..£7bn…………..Tax lost (about) £600m

Premium Bonds: 21 million voters……£133.1bn…….Tax lost (about) £1bn

Notes

1 Detailed Stats – Investing in Premium Bonds see this for details on how the prize fund is distributed How we share out Premium Bonds prizes

2 premium bond millionaires in total numbers – Search

3 £1 million jackpot win for two Premium Bonds holders from North East Scotland and Greater Manchester | NS&I Corporate Site see also EuroMillions Tax: How Winnings Are Taxed by Country

4 ISAs unpacked: who holds them and how much do they have? | AJ Bell

5 Tracker Funds are very popular with ISA investors as it takes the pain out of decision-making and therefore 14% is realistic.

6 ftse dividend yield table – Search The more proletarian Premium Bonds do not permit compounding and so the £50,000 cannot be exceeded.

7 There are now 4,850 ISA millionaires! Here are the stocks and shares they’ve been buying | The Motley Fool UK

8 Voters = investing public

9 Do You Pay Tax On Prize Money? | A Comprehensive Guide

10 National Lottery Distribution Fund Annual report and accounts for the year ended 31 March 2025

11 loc.cit p2

12 General Betting Duty, Pool Betting Duty and Remote Gaming Duty – GOV.UK 13 The Millionaire Map | Winners and Good Causes | The National Lottery

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Extreme Toe Wrestling

An international toe wrestling competition returned to Derbyshire….The World Toe Wrestling Championship took place at the Bentley Brook Inn in Fenny Bentley, with prize money increasing to £5,000….for the men’s and women’s winners. Defending three-time champion….had his toenails surgically removed to “aid dexterity and toe stamina”. “You have to make sacrifices to be great in sport.”

Source: The New Statesman  12th September 2025 This England p56

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RAF Trainee Paratroopers

As the new recruits were shown round the garrison they were taken to the parachute store room. They met the sergeant responsible for safety. After demonstrating how parachutes are packed he asked if there were any questions.

Fred asked if parachutes ever failed to open. The sergeant smiled grimly, “Yes. It happens.”

“What then?”

“The paratrooper brings it back for a replacement.”

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An ephemeral world?

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War Studies: Britain’s ‘White Feather’ Campaign 1914-16

The declaration of war in August 1914 was popular because everyone knew Britain was unbeatable. They’d been fed a century of triumphs in colonial wars. Even the disastrous Charge of the Light Brigade, 1854,was seen as a success….(a bit like Dunkirk).

Passionate support meant conscription was unnecessary. Enthusiasm was turbo-charged by thinking the war would last a few months. ‘Hurry-up and be a hero’ before it was all over.

After five months the war had become brutal attrition. This surprised everyone, especially generals who had planned a war of mobility. Soldiers became ‘cannon fodder’ and enthusiastic volunteering petered out.

The White Feather Campaign1 used social pressure on men who hadn’t volunteered. It was a shaming technique. Women handed out white feathers to men signaling they were cowards. The only evidence the women had was that men weren’t in uniform. Even underage boys and soldiers on leave got feathers.

It was driven by hysteria. Many women were bereaved and embittered. The campaign failed and conscription began in 1916 forcing men into the army. This was enforced with prison for those refusing to join-up. Additionally, immense pressure was exerted on their families to conform, where whole families were described as ‘rotten’.

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Barry Cryer’s cockerel joke

Jim was driving down a country lane and ran over a cockerel. He went to the farmhouse to explain what happened
Brenda opened the door and Jim said: “I’ve killed your cockerel and I’d like to replace him.”
She smiled and said: “Please yourself, the hens are round the back.”

(this joke has been slightly modified)

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The sublime Oscar Wilde

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Britain’s Old Age Pension: From altruism to bribery

The Old Age Pension Act (OAP), 1908, was an altruistic reward for good paupers. It was intended to give dignity to their final years but it wasn’t an entitlement. There were eligibility rules to be met before receiving the OAP. The age eligibility was set at 70 years old when life expectancy was about 50.1 The OAP has transitioned into bribery. Successive governments have endorsed the Triple Lock, 2012, which escalates regardless of the economic situation of the country. OAPs are bribed because they are the only reliable group of voters left in Britain.

OAP as altruism

The 1908 OAP Act endorsed the concept of the deserving poor. Qualifying paupers were paupers because of circumstances not through moral failings.

…..for example, if they had avoided working when able, made themselves poor in order to qualify, had been imprisoned or convicted under the Inebriates Act.2

Failing any of these clauses debarred you from an OAP.

Women lived longer than men in 1908 and were the majority of pensioners. The OAP was set at a low level to placate parliamentary opposition.3 In 1908 workhouses were an ever-present in Britain and the less-eligibility4 criteria was ferociously enforced. Paupers entered workhouses to avoid starving to death. Lloyd-George pivoted the concept of pauperism to such an extent that parliament voted to provide an enhanced standard of living for the very old. This was political altruism. None of those receiving the 1908 OAP were voters and everybody who paid for it were voters. They were voting for the redistribution of wealth because it was the right thing to do.

Since 1908 the OAP has gone through many iterations and is now generous.

OAP as an electoral bribe

Politicians favour those who vote. Convincing voters of their undying love is very important. David Cameron audaciously harnessed the OAP vote. He guaranteed large and continuous increases in the OAP. He captured their vote with the Triple Lock. It was irresponsible, uncosted and reckless. This was entirely irrelevant to  him. He wanted to make sure he was in power, permanently.

The Triple Lock This guarantees that the state pension goes up each year in line with either inflation, wage increases or 2.5% – whichever is the highest.5 (my emphasis)

For OAPs, the ‘Triple Lock’ is a quasi-gold mine and a nightmare for governments. Every OAP budget increase isn’t negotiable. Alterations to increases are political suicide because it has ceased to be a benefit and is now an entitlement.

The OAP increased from £107.45 in 2012 to £227.10 in 2025. This is a 111.3% increase.6 General inflation was 45.1% in the same period,7 which underpins the notion that OAPs in Britain are privileged.8 If Child Benefit had increased in line with the OAP their 2025 figure would be £42.9 pw. Or, £16.85 pw more than the current figure. OAPs vote and are richly rewarded.

Conclusion

If you want the benefit system to work for you, make sure you build a visible political constituency.

Notes

1 How has life expectancy changed over time? – Office for National Statistics In 2025 this implies an OAP at 100 years old given that life expectancy is about 80.

2 Standard Note

3 The 1908 Old-Age Pension Act | Odeboyz’s Blog

4 Workhouses and the Poor from 1834 | Odeboyz’s Blog

5 What is the triple lock and how much is the state pension worth? – BBC News The Chancellor, George Osborne was, of course, aware of the recklessness of the Triple Lock but was trapped by the politics. See Unpicking the triple lock: Why George Osborne’s pensions promise is facing the chop | Money News | Sky News

Benefit rates 2012 – including biggest ever cash increase to the basic State Pension as it rises to £107.45 in 2012/13 – GOV.UK  see also  Benefit and pension rates 2025 to 2026 – GOV.UK

7 Inflation calculator | Bank of England

8 Child benefit in 2012 was £20.30. In 2025 it is £26.05 (for eldest child). This is an increase of 28.3% over 12 years and below general inflation. Is Child Benefit Going Up in 2025? | Weekly Rates Rise to £26.05 and £17.25 from April

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Why animal lovers hate vets

“…one of her family’s two pet rabbits couldn’t stand properly….The vet said that he thought she should stay in overnight, and it would cost £900, or we could take her home, and it would be £200…It didn’t feel like much of a choice….we kept her alive for another week, at a cost of more than £1200. I find it hard to understand how it could have cost that much.”

Meowch Rupert Neale The Guardian Saturday magazine p 19 6th April 2024

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