Edmund Spenser: 16th century poet and murderous colonialist

“Great force must be the instrument, but famine must be the mean[s], for till Ireland be famished it cannot be subdued.” Spenser knew exactly what he was advocating. This is his description  of famine in Ireland which he saw.

“Out of every corner of the woods and glens they came creeping forth upon their hands, for their legs could not bear them, they looked like anatomies of death, they spake like ghosts crying from their graves, they did eat dead carrions, happy where they could find them. Yes, and one another soon after, inasmuch as the very carcasses they spared to scrape out of their graves.”

James Shapiro 1599: A year in the life of William Shakespeare pp69-70

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A Drinking Ritual

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered three bottles of Bud. He sipped each one in turn. After finishing, he ordered three more.
The bartender said, “They’d taste better if you got one at a time.”
The cowboy sniffed tearily, “Well, I’ve two brothers. They’re in Arizona and Colorado. When we left Texas, we promised we’d drink like this even though we’re separated. So, I drink a beer for them and one for me.”
The bartender enjoyed the story and left it at that.
The cowboy became a regular always drinking in the same way.

Then he came in and ordered two pints. Everyone noticed and fell silent. The bartender said, “I don’t want to intrude, but I want to offer condolences on your loss.”
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine. My wife and I joined the Baptists and I quit drinking.”
“Oh?” said the puzzled barman
My brothers are still atheist.”

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Now you know who to blame!

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Noel Coward* in World War Two

“As the tour went on he got into his stride and the reception [by the troops] improved. The conditions did not. He slept in bamboo huts, keeping one eye out for snakes, witnessed the rudimentary medical care available for the wounded and saw men die. On one occasion he performed so close to enemy lines he had to raise his voice over gunfire, and when the wind changed the smell of rotting corpses was overwhelming. He threw up in a bucket in the wings and went back on.”

Note

* Noel Coward was a brilliant actor, author, playwright and wit during the 1920s and 30s. He was gay and was severely criticised for his non-participation in WW1.

Source

LRB 29th June 2023 p17 Review of Masquerade: The lives of Noel Coward by Oliver Soden

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American Mass Shootings: Entertainment for Psychopaths?

“Mass Shooting Tracker: four or more persons shot in one incident, at one location, at roughly the same time.”1

The invasion of Ukraine began on February 24th 2022. In the USA, on that day, there were two mass shootings with four dead and four wounded. Americans routinely experience indiscriminate violence. Lethal attacks generate headlines but woundings are very significant. They’re a multiple of the death count with huge numbers of victims. Random attacks are intimidating, leaving the wounded with life-changing effects. Nonetheless, many Americans find gun ownership life-affirming and celebrate possession of them.2

A Christmas card produced for a Republican politician

The first ten months of the Ukrainian war caused 6,430 civilian deaths and 9,865 wounded.3 Meanwhile the USA’s Supreme Court legitimised ‘open carry’ of loaded weapons on American streets. From 23rd June 2022, walking on American streets with loaded battlefield weapons was legal. This landmark case was brought by New York State Rifle and Pistol Association v. Bruen

“For the first time, the court recognized an individual right to carry loaded guns in public.” (my emphasis)4 And the result?

Open carry is legal for loaded weapons as from Summer 2022 in the USA

In the week beginning 24th February 2022 there were 61 victims of mass shootings in the USA,1 with 15 dead and 46 wounded. The following week 47 people were attacked with five deaths and 42 wounded. These were the result of 25 separate incidents across America. December 2022 ended with a week in which there were nine mass shootings leaving 52 victims including five dead.6 These three weeks had 34 incidents with 160 victims and 25 deaths: a ratio of about 6:1. Wounded victims are ignored or downplayed in press reports, despite the horror.

The Ukrainian mayhem is understandable: They’re at war! American shootings are meaningless. The attack described below occurred during the Independence Day weekend, 2023,

“The suspect, identified as 40-year-old Kimbrady Carriker, appeared on Wednesday in Philadelphia County Municipal Court for arraignment on five counts of murder and other charges related to the Monday evening rampage, which appeared to be random….[he] wore a bullet-proof vest and a ski mask during the shooting, officials said. They added he had no apparent connection with any of the victims he gunned down, apparently at random, before being taken into custody.”7 (my emphasis)

Carriker was geared up for a battlefield except he was killing unarmed civilians on a street in Philadelphia.8

Mass shootings are a consequence of empty minded thrill-seeking psychopaths with easy, legitimate, access to guns. Mass murder as entertainment.

Addendum: Graph of shootings in the USA

Notes

1 List of mass shootings in the United States in 2022 – Wikipedia There are several definitions but this one appears to be average. In 2022 there were 600+ mass shootings America Records 600+ Mass Shootings in 2022 for Third Year in a Row (insider.com) There is a complete list for 2022.  For 2023 the shootings continue, “The shooting marks the 340th mass shooting to occur in the United States this year.” Four adults and one teenager dead: What we know about mass shooting in Philadelphia (msn.com)

2 This photo is a Christmas card. If you want the full story A Christmas card with guns? Lauren Boebert and Thomas Massie start a new culture war. (nbcnews.com)

3 Ukraine Civilian Death Toll, 2022 – GlobalData

4 Gun Violence in 2022, By the Numbers (thetrace.org)

5 For the story go to USA TODAY

6 There were no mass shootings on Christmas Day making the week six days, as it were. 25th – 31st December

7 Philadelphia mass shooting suspect posted ‘disturbing messages’ | Reuters Two children were wounded in this attack

8 The city eclipsed 500 homicides in 2021 and 2022. The city has a population of 1.6m. The UK had 35 deaths from shootings in 2021 with a population of 68m Firearm Crime Statistics: England & Wales – House of Commons Library (parliament.uk)

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 Book Review: David McCloskey ~ Damascus Station (2021)

This thrilling thriller reads like a CIA promo novel. It’s consistently on message presenting a compelling and unambiguous world view.

The Syrians are portrayed as barbaric, merciless killers who’ll do anything for their nefarious ends. This includes torturing a CIA agent who had diplomatic immunity!

“They took her fucking scalp,” Procter said. “Agency docs and photography experts could see a thin incision in the photo, despite the makeup. They scalped her, then sewed it back on for the picture.” p147

The CIA is incensed. A superhero is dispatched and those responsible will meet a ghastly end. Our superhero recruits a beautiful, talented woman with exceptional access to Syrian powerbrokers. She’s also been trained in Israeli unarmed combat – 6 Syrian secret officers find this out the hard way. The Syrians know the superhero is in their midst and use surveillance techniques, which he evades. Nothing daunted they ship in a crack Russian team of surveillance experts. Now our superhero is facing Syrian and Russian surveillance and a drone. No problem.

Finally, the killer responsible for the death and torture of the CIA agent must be assassinated. But! No innocent pedestrians should be harmed. At this point it becomes ludicrous to anyone who’s paid attention to American drone assassinations,1 which have many civilian deaths.

In Stalin’s time the media were under strict control. Be on message or be blacklisted. This book is as subtle as a Soviet novel. McCloskey worked for the CIA and one of his ex-colleagues writes,

‘Damascus Station is simply intoxicating. A vortex of love, loyalty, murder and damn good espionage’ DON HEPBURN, former CIA Chief of Station.

Or, in other words, wonderful propaganda.

Note

1 Obama’s Final Drone Strike Data | Council on Foreign Relations (cfr.org)

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The ultimate student prank: Cambridge, 1958

In 1958 engineering students put this car on top of King’s College Cambridge.

If you want to read the story go to Cambridge University Austin Seven roof stunt recreated – BBC News

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The Importance of the Death of Oliver Cromwell, 1658

The transition of power in monarchies is brutally simple: The king is dead, Long live the king. After Charles the First’s execution, Charles his son, became king1. Power remained with parliament and the army as he was a fugitive in Europe. The principal implicit challenge for the Republican government was the transition to the next generation. Their discussions became intense as they contemplated Oliver Cromwell’s death. Maintaining the Republic required agreement on who would succeed Oliver. Agreement was necessary to prevent civil war or a royalist coup.

Although the civil wars of the 1640s were fought on behalf of parliament, the apolitical army gradually acquired a political ‘personality’. Cromwell epitomised this. He was a parliamentarian and a general. He held unique pre-eminent positions and was pivotal in every major decision made in negotiations with Charles the First. Importantly, the army’s desire to put the ‘Man of Blood’  on trial guaranteed that regime change was, effectively, a coup. The army prejudged the trial and barred anyone likely to favour Charles:
“On 6 December 1648 Colonel Thomas Pride and his soldiers stood outside the entrance to St Stephen’s Chapel and, as the Commons convened that morning, arrested 45 Members and excluded a further 186 whom the Army thought were unlikely to support its goal of punishing the King.”3

Notwithstanding his role in filleting parliament, Cromwell retained a love-hate with them. His most famous outburst came in 1653,

“Come, come, I will put an end to your prating.’ Then, walking up and down the House of Commons like a madman, and kicking the ground with his feet, he cries out, ‘You are no Parliament, I say you are no Parliament, I will put an end to your sitting. Call them [troopers] in, call them in.”4  

Cromwell persisted with parliamentary government even after multiple disappointments,

“Cromwell and his officers purged or dissolved Parliaments half a dozen times – in 1648, 1653 (in effect, twice in that year), 1654, 1655, 1656 and 1658 – in order to avoid a hostile outcome.”5

The logic of this would,

“….soon be spelled out by the Republican theorist James Harrington, who remarked that England could be governed only through a nobility or an army.”6

The 1657 Humble Petition and Advice7 attempted to square the circle. The political standing of the army was irreparably damaged by the rule of the Major-Generals, leaving parliament in prime position. Only they had legitimacy as political decision-makers. Regardless of their loss of political credibility, the army retained a menacing political presence. Resolution of the succession problem required their agreement by virtue of a potential veto by force majeure. The crisis was seemingly resolved by the Humble Petition, which gave Cromwell the final say in nominating his successor.  

Conclusion

Cromwell had had 17 years’ experience of parliamentary confrontations additional to the cauldron of civil and international wars. He had a supreme ability in assessing situations and people. Yet he was trapped by bounded rationality.8 Cromwell was in thrall to the dynastic imperative. Disregarding the disastrous Stuart regime, he used a ‘monarchial’ dynastic mechanism for the transition of power after his death. Worse, he chose his eldest son: Richard (see Addendum). The restoration of the Stuarts by General Monck’s Scottish army group was a continuation of Cromwellian tactics. That is, the imposition of political solutions.

The importance of Oliver Cromwell’s death was revealed with the restoration of Charles the Second in 1660. In the post-restoration years there were three civil wars and a successful invasion of Britain. Cromwell’s bounded rationality cost Britain dearly.

Addendum: Richard Cromwell (1626 – 1712)

“Richard Cromwell was the worst prepared adult head of state in British history. He had never been mentored in politics by his father, nor, more importantly, had he been encouraged to develop links with the army, the foundation of the regime. One of the most significant, dominant and extraordinary figures in British political and military history had been replaced by an ingénue who, since the end of the Civil Wars and for almost the entirety of his father’s rule, had lived on a country estate in Hampshire, happily married by all accounts to his wife, Dorothy, sharing the settled and conservative world view of the Presbyterian squires whose company he kept. Other than an appointment to the Council of State at the end of 1657, he had no experience of politics at all.”

Notes

1 Charles automatically became king when his father was executed under dynastic transition tradition.

2 Escape of Charles II – Wikipedia

3 Pride’s Purge, ‘the Rump’ and regicide – UK Parliament a further 86 Members left in protest

4 Ferdinand Mount · You are a milksop · LRB 7 May 2020 This happened 20th April 1653. Compare this with the attempt of Charles the First at asserting his authority over parliament with the failed arrest of the Five Members. This attempt was one of the building blocks leading to the civil war. Five Members – Wikipedia

5 loc.cit

6 Blair Worden · ‘Wondered at as an owl’: Cromwell’s Bad Idea · LRB 7 February 2002

7 Humble Petition and Advice – Wikipedia

8 Bounded rationality – Wikipedia

9 Lay, Paul. Providence Lost (p. 261). Bloomsbury Publishing. Kindle Edition.

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Jeff Bezos and Charity

Jeff Bezos is a multi-billionaire1 and gives large amounts of money to various charities. The most recent of which is $123 million for fighting homelessness.2 This is an eye-catching amount. Some might regard it as stupendous. But is it?

Bezos has a net worth of $125.7 billion, which makes the $123 million slightly less than 1% of his nett worth. How does this translate from the stratosphere into the average household American nett worth?

The median figure for 2022 is $121,760, which includes property. For a person of Bezos’s age that increases to $213,150.3

Returning to the $123 million (which is just under 1% of Bezos’s nett worth) what does the average American donate to charity? The short answer is that the average itemized tax return includes $4,790 in charitable deductions….” This is just over twice what Bezos got praised for in percentage terms. So, to be an average American Bezos should  have donated $250 million to homeless charities.

Additionally, it should be remembered that charitable payments are tax deductible in the USA so the $123 million is a headline figure and not what he actually paid out.

 Notes

1 Jeff Bezos – Wikipedia

2 Jeff Bezos Donates 40 Grants Worth $123 Million to Fight Homelessness (businessinsider.com)

3 What Is The Average Net Worth Of Americans? – Forbes Advisor

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The ultimate customer satisfaction survey

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