Woody Allen quip

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”

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Crimea, 2014: Vladimir Putin’s Triumph

Russia’s annexation of Crimea was textbook perfect. Putin gained the tacit approval of the international community. This was essential for an unqualified success. A consequence was that the Ukraine itself was undermined. Putin’s justification for the annexation, the correction of an anomaly, was broadly accepted. The anomaly happened when Khruschev ‘gave’ Crimea to the Ukrainians in 1954.1 Khruschev’s decision was a gamble as 75% of Crimea’s population was Russian and it was home to the Soviet Black Sea fleet.

“…Khrushchev saw the transfer as a way of fortifying and perpetuating Soviet control over Ukraine now that the [post-1945] civil war had finally been won. Some 860,000 ethnic Russians would be joining the already large Russian minority in Ukraine.”2

Khruschev wanted Ukraine to become more Russian by diluting ethnic Ukrainian domination.  

 

The Sevastopol naval base was built in Crimea in 1772 as a harbour for Russia’s Black Sea fleet.3 After 1954 it continued as a Soviet naval base. This was modified in the post-Soviet period.

In February 1945, the Crimean city of Yalta hosted the Big Three Conference.4 That Stalin chose Yalta for a pivotal moment in European history shows Crimea’s importance to the Soviets. Putin believed the 1954 transfer was quixotic and wasn’t intended to recognise Ukraine as a nation-state. The international response to the annexation – epitomised by Britain’s cosmetic condemnation – agreed with this analysis. (see Addendum)

Russia’s annexation was predicated on the ethnicity of Crimea’s population. The primacy of the ethnic principle for nationality was established with disastrous consequences. Ethnicity as a decisive factor in the geopolitics of Ukraine turbocharged mission creep for Putin.

The Donbas eastern flank of Ukraine was,

By the time of the Soviet Census of 1989, 45% of the population of the Donbas reported their ethnicity as Russian.5

Industrial decline in the Donbas coupled with political unrest was capitalised on by Putin after 2014. The next few years saw military action with Kiev control of swathes of eastern Ukraine passing to the separatists. Ukraine stood alone despite the unmistakable direction of travel. For Putin the ‘historic anomaly’ was Ukraine and not just Crimea.

The international community’s acceptance of the 2014 annexation of Crimea is the father of the Russia-Ukraine war.

Addendum: The UK’s response to the annexation
United Kingdom – The Foreign Secretary William Hague said he was “deeply concerned” at the escalation of tensions and the decision of the Russian parliament to authorise military action. He also said “This action is a potentially grave threat to the sovereignty, independence and territorial integrity of Ukraine. We condemn any act of aggression against Ukraine”.[110]

On 2 March 2014, British Prime Minister David Cameron announced that government officials were planning to boycott the 2014 Winter Paralympics in Sochi in response to the situation in Crimea, while Prince Edward cancelled plans to travel to Sochi for the Games “on the advice of government.” These decisions will not affect Great Britain’s participation in the Games.[111] Cameron also said “No amount of sham and perverse democratic process or skewed historical references can make up for the fact that this is an incursion into a sovereign state and a land grab of part of its territory with no respect for the law of that country or for international law.” (my emphasis)

Source International reactions to the annexation of Crimea by the Russian Federation – Wikipedia

 Notes

1 Why Did Russia Give Away Crimea Sixty Years Ago? | Wilson Center

2 loc.cit.

3 Sevastopol Naval Base – Wikipedia

4 Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin

5 Donbas – Wikipedia

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Countries get the leaders they deserve

Boris Johnson the UK’s worst prime minister and born-again media superstar

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A KGB archaeologist joke

Soviet archaeologists discovered a mummy but were stumped as to its origins. The KGB  offered to help with their inquiries.

The mummy was delivered to their headquarters. Two hours later the KGB archaeologist said, “His name is Amenkhotep 23rd.”

“How did you find out?”

“He confessed.”

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Book Review: M W Craven ~ Fearless (2023)

Lee Child’s Reacher is iconic. This novel is a rip-off. Craven has judged the market can support two Reacher-style psychopathic loners living outside the law. Both, of course, are formerly law officers, and so know all the tricks.

The usual tropes are in place. Craven’s first page lays out the narrative arc.

“Six was a kind of insult. It wasn’t enough….I’m not a huge man – five eleven, weigh a buck-ninety but….They looked scared. Jittery.” p3

Craven has written a thrilling thriller. Sadistic violence of a horrific unspeakable kind begins Ben Koenig’s rootless hunted life. Bloodbath slaughter, casual murder, and just everyday murder follow closely behind.

Just as with Reacher our *hero* flies in the face of certain death in a series of preposterous scenarios. They work because they’re well written and you’ve parked your brains in a locker a long time before you reach them.

A quick nasty read, which you may *enjoy* but totally lacks the graceful characters of his Washington Poe novels. Those are warmly recommended. Fearless is recommended for those who like gore-fest novels.

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Saturday Night Special

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Elvis Presley’s ‘In The Ghetto’, 1969

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)

And his mama cries
‘Cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
It is another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)

People, don’t you understand
The child needs a helping hand
Or he’ll grow to be an angry young man some day
Take a look at you and me
Are we too blind to see?
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way

Well, the world turns
And a hungry little boy with a runny nose
Plays in the street as the cold wind blows
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)

And his hunger burns
So he starts to roam the streets at night
And he learns how to steal
And he learns how to fight
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)

Then one night in desperation
The young man breaks away
He buys a gun, steals a car
Tries to run, but he don’t get far
And his mama cries

As a crowd gathers ’round an angry young man
Face down on the street with a gun in his hand
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)

And as her young man dies
(In the ghetto)
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)

And his mama cries
(In the ghetto)
(In the ghetto)
(Ah)

Songwriters: Mac Davis. For non-commercial use only.

Elvis lived in a black American neighbourhood for part of his childhood

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Warfare without Humans

Background

Warfare involves finding competitive advantages. David and Goliath is the classic example. David overcame Goliath’s size advantage with technology. Technological advances create defensive antidotes until they are, in their turn, overcome. Defensive walls, for example, were effective until high powered cannons were invented. In the First World War, trenches were effective until tanks drove across them.

Warfare technology is constantly evolving. ‘This year’s super weapon will be obsolete tomorrow,’ should be front and centre in every general’s mind. Mocking remarks about them fighting the last war highlights their inability to learn from experience. The French Maginot Line defensive system was built in the 1930s because their strategic thinking was anchored in trench warfare. It was obsolete; technology had moved on. Amazingly Israel spent $6 billion in the 2000s on their wall. Their smart wall was vulnerable like all other walls being penetrated in 2023.

Discussion

Tom Cruise’s film Top Gun: Maverick was a worldwide hit.1 The narrative depends on pilots with courage and expertise. Cruise’s film depended on a legacy memory of second world war fighter pilot ‘aces. British pilots in 1940-1, had gladiator ‘dog-fights’, with Germans. They lived or died as heroes. Heroic pilots won’t exist in the future.2 Generation 6 fighter planes are beyond the capacity of pilots to control and will be pilotless. Britain’s latest fighter plane in development, ‘Tempest,’ is designed as,

“An aircraft, manned or unmanned, whose prime function is to conduct air-to-air and/or air-to-surface combat operations in a hostile and/or contested environment, whilst having the ability to concurrently conduct surveillance, reconnaissance, electronic warfare and command and control tasks.”3 (my emphasis)

The Ukraine-Russia war shows tanks are as relevant to modern warfare as cavalry charges at the battle of the Somme, 1916.4

A Western defence source told the BBC that the British-made and supplied Challenger 2 tank in Ukraine was initially immobilised by a mine. That mine explosion caused a fire in the rear fuel tank, at which point the Ukrainian crew of four evacuated the tank to safety. The Western defence source said that while the empty tank was immobilised, it was then targeted by a Russian Lancet loitering drone, which destroyed it.5 (my emphasis)

A £4.2 million pound Challenger 2 tank was destroyed by a cheap mine and drone.6 The tank crew were defenceless because they were equipped for the ‘wrong’ war. Likewise, bombers are history. Russian bombers don’t pound Ukrainian cities and towns. They’re vulnerable, expensive and ineffective in comparison to missiles.

Weapons are changing and so is the role of human beings. Physical strength and courage are redundant. The size of the armed forces is shrinking as sophisticated weapon systems replace them. People in the armed forces aren‘t selected for physical prowess. Sophisticated highly educated people capable of controlling complex equipment in testing circumstances are future soldiers and air force personnel. Expert gamers are more qualified for war than the courageous.

War is changing. The idea of armies slugging it out on battlefields is quaint. Winning a war on the battlefield is impossible. Technological knockout blows, on the other hand, could happen. The Holy Grail of the knock-out blow are nuclear weapons wiping out targets and not devastating the surrounding land.7

Interestingly, the only warfare which depends on traditional ‘values’ is asymmetric conflict. Personal courage and ingenuity are premium qualities. Flaws in defense systems of sophisticated enemies are identified and exploited. Heroes then attack. The risks are horrendous and the consequences of failure are certain death. Some guerrilla ‘soldiers’ find that attractive. This is especially the case with suicide bombers.8

Conclusion

Warfare without people is the direction of travel. Technological innovation is making people secondary. Chillingly, the dystopian consequence could be that as warfare without people becomes real, so might decision-making.9

Notes

1 Top Gun: Maverick – Wikipedia It took $1.5 billion at the box office

2 The US Air Force is turning old F-16s into pilotless AI-powered fighters | WIRED UK

3 BAE Systems Tempest – Wikipedia

4 Ukraine Using $100,000 Octocopter Drones to Destroy Russian Tanks (businessinsider.com)

5 British Challenger 2 tank hit in Ukraine – BBC News

6 British Army to get 148 Challenger 3 tanks in £800m deal – BBC News

7 theatre_nuclear_weapons_in_europe_-_ted_seay.pdf (una.org.uk)

8 The attack on the $1bn USS Cole is a good example. Two suicide bombers disabled a warship. USS Cole bombing – Wikipedia There have been numerous attacks in Britain by the IRA with the Baltic Exchange attack being notable Baltic Exchange bombing – Wikipedia

9 Chess grand masters now can’t beat the highest quality computers and so it’s possible that human strategists couldn’t understand what their ‘assistants’ are advising. Can chess grandmasters beat computers? Human vs Machine – Wegochess.com

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Modern Inflation: Shrinkage

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Blaise Pascal: On belief in God

“If I believe in God and life after death and you do not, and if there is no God, we both lose when we die. However, if there is a God, you still lose and I gain everything.”

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