You brought them with you

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Putting Jimmy to bed

Dad: Goodnight son, sleep tight.”

Jimmy (trying to drag it out): “Can we visit a haunted house during the holidays?”

Dad: “What’s wrong with this house?”

Jimmy: “What?”

Dad: “Good night son.”

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Germany’s New Army, 1955

In the first two years, the Bundeswehr accepted 125,000 veteran soldiers and 37,000 officers. Thirty-one of its thirty-eight generals had served on Hitlers general staff. Eighty per cent of all commanding officers in 1961 had been decorated with the Iron Cross first class…..Officers were allowed to wear their old medals as long as the swastika was removed; it was often replaced with a cross.

Trentmann, Frank. Out of the Darkness: The Germans, 1942-2022 (pp 398, 400). Penguin Books Ltd. Kindle Edition.

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A ‘Del Boy’* Quip

“You’ve always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education – that’s why you’re no good at snooker.”

  • From the sitcom ‘Only Fools and Horses’
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Another delicacy disappears

The South Korean parliament on Tuesday passed a law to ban trade of dog meat by 2027.

There were 208 votes in favor and two abstentions for the bill, which bans the breeding, butchering, distributing and selling of dogs for meat, Seoul-based Yonhap News reported.

South Korea passes law to ban dog meat (aa.com.tr)

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Book Review: Jonas Jonasson ~ The Prophet and the Idiot (Translator Rachel Willson-Broyles) (2022)

Jonasson was faced with a huge challenge when writing this book. His previous book ‘The hundred-year-old man who climbed out of the window and disappeared’  sold three million copies.

The novel was a comic novel written in Swedish. Jonasson had every headwind possible. Getting novels published is very hard, getting it translated is exceptionally hard, and then getting sales momentum is Mount Everest.  And he did it. But it piled pressure on to him. “Do it again!”

 And he has. As with P G Wodehouse the joy is in the surreal juxtaposition of ideas and their ‘internal’ coherence. The Prophet is a woman who believes that the world is about to end – all proved mathematically . The Idiot is the younger brother of an incredibly exploitative older brother who destroys his self-esteem. The third character is an elderly (75 years old) reclusive woman who is running a lucrative *teenage* Instagram scam.

What follows are their adventures. And they are compelling.

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Grade ‘A’ Reassurance

Sarah: “How often do planes crash?”

Stewardess: “Just once.”

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John Lennon on teenage posturing

“I come from the macho school of pretense. I was never really a street kid or a tough guy. I used to dress like a Teddy boy and identify with Marlon Brando and Elvis Presley, but I was never really in any street fights or down-home gangs. I was just a suburban kid, imitating the rockers. But it was a big part of one’s life to look tough. I spent the whole of my childhood with shoulders up around the top of me head and me glasses off because glasses were sissy, and walking in complete fear, but with the toughest-looking little face you’ve ever seen. I’d get into trouble just because of the way I looked; I wanted to be this tough James Dean all the time. It took a lot of wrestling to stop doing that. I still fall into it when I get insecure. I still drop into that I’m-a-street-kid stance, but I have to keep remembering that I never really was one.”

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Disadvantaged Students and Educational Innovation

“…in 2014, only 36.5 per cent of disadvantaged pupils achieved 5 A*-C including English and maths GCSEs, compared with 64.0 per cent of other pupils.”1

Bright Futures Educational Trust2 controls South Shore Academy, Blackpool. Achieving 5 Grade ‘A*-Cs’ is remote for every student in that school and is Mount Everest for disadvantaged students. Having a trust called ‘Bright Futures’, that fails disadvantaged students on every key metric is cruel. Radical innovation should begin with removing Bright Futures from any involvement in the school.

The Key Metrics for South Shore Academy

As the header note shows, the key indicator for success at GCSE is 5 ‘A*-Cs’. It notes the chasm, in achievement, between disadvantaged and other students. This figure is the de facto key minimum indicator, 36.5% GCSE Grade 5 ‘A*-Cs. At South Shore this is virtually impossible.

The government reduced the key indicator stated above in the header to just Grade 5 for English and Maths for their published analysis of performance. The reality is disadvantaged students at South Shore have a *success* rate of 8%,3 – a 92% failure rate. Poor teachers are a principal factor, “…[where] subject knowledge and expertise vary greatly. In places, they are extremely weak...4

Unsurprisingly students vote with their feet. “Pupils’ attendance is extremely poor and getting worse. Absence rates have increased markedly this year [2023]”.5

Disillusion permeates the school creating poor behaviour. “…pupils direct inappropriate and abusive language at each other and staff. They subject other pupils to derogatory and discriminatory insults. Often, these actions are sustained in the form of persistent bullying. Sometimes, pupils intimidate others with physical aggression.6 School leaders retaliate with, “…33.6 exclusions per 100 pupils.”7

Try Anything: Educational Innovations

(1) Abandon school uniform. English schools ruthlessly enforce the wearing of school uniform as though it’s essential to learning. Bright Futures demand parents spend about £80-100 on uniforms.8 Parents should get a refund as it’s a failed strategy.

(2) Learn lessons from Covid-19. School based education was wrecked by the pandemic but there were silver linings. The Digital Divide hurtled to the front of educators’ thoughts when Zoom lessons became mandatory. Schools learned poor parents couldn’t afford Wi-Fi or computers and were excluded from Zoom lessons by poverty.9 Bright Futures have considerable Pupil Premium (PP) funds. They actually allocate PP funds to, “Uniform and equipment supply …”10 (my emphasis). They’ve allocated £46,025 (2021-2) for iPads and Laptops for use in lessons, (there’s no budget for 2022-3). 511 students at South Shore need internet access. Those who don’t have it should have it supplied from PP funds.

(3) Payment-by-results. The challenge is, ‘How to get students to attend South Shore Academy consistently.’ A £7,000 per term prize fund for students achieving 97.5% attendance could motivate. Youngsters understand and react to money more enthusiastically than they do to platitudes. £21,000 p.a. is about 1% of PP funding. The greater number of students who achieve 97.5% will reduce the payout per student. In theory one student could take the whole pot but that’s unlikely.

(4) Repression. (Normally referred to as ‘zero tolerance’) South Shore needs radical thinking. Blaise High School, Bristol embraces in-your-face schooling.

“The students must also attend something called ‘roll call’ several times a day – with years 7 to 10 having roll call three times a day, and Year 11s being required to attend roll call five times a day. This involves standing silently in line while every student’s equipment and uniform is inspected. The students must offer up their pencil cases and books, and must have a specific see-through long pencil case. Failing to meet the requirements of roll call will be a detention.”11

This is reminiscent of mid-19th century thinking. Will it be effective for a 21st century school in England? The jury is out.
Notes

1 Supporting the attainment of disadvantaged pupils (publishing.service.gov.uk) p3

2 Bright Futures Educational Trust – Multi-Academy Trust (bright-futures.co.uk)

3 Results by pupil characteristics – South Shore Academy – Compare school and college performance data in England – GOV.UK (compare-school-performance.service.gov.uk)

4 South-Shore-Academy-final-PDF-1.pdf (bright-futures.co.uk) p3

5 loc.cit.

6 loc.cit.

7 Blackpool school exclusion rates: these are the schools where pupils are excluded most often last year (blackpoolgazette.co.uk)

8 South Shore Academy (1stclasskids.co.uk)

9 Coronavirus has intensified the UK’s digital divide (cam.ac.uk)

10 SSA-Pupil-Premium-Strategy-2020-2021-SC-NEW.pdf (bright-futures.co.uk) £20,000 is allocated for 511 students out of £855,000 funding. The £46K is about 2% of total PP funds

11 Pupils forced to smile and march silently at school criticised for being like a ‘military camp’ – Wales Online The school’s reward scheme is minimal in relation to their *behaviour* policies. Rewards include deferred gratification, “Providing an education that will enable students to be rewarded with excellent qualifications when they leave us.” Blaise High School – Behaviour

 

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Totally unbelievable

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