A redneck’s last words

“Hold my beer and watch this!”

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Book Review: Robert Harris ~ Archangel (1998)

The wonderful thing about Harris is that he’s reliable. He isn’t a book-a-year author featuring drunken, music-loving Detective Inspectors, or psychopathic vigilantes as the principal character. He writes *proper* novels. His stories are carefully plotted. Brilliantly well-written, researched and with a page turning gripping narrative. His novels are automatic best sellers.

He has surpassed himself with this prophetic novel.

Try this:

“Economic crash, and that’s coming, don’t you think?”

“And?”

Isn’t it obvious? Hitler. They haven’t found their Hitler yet. But when they do, it’s watch out world.” pp127-8

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Harris points out the huge popularity of Stalin.

“You hail a taxi in Munich – you don’t find the driver displaying Hitler’s portrait…..Hitler’s birthplace isn’t a shrine….Hitler isn’t routinely praised as a great patriot by leading German politicians.” p157

All of which points directly at Putin two years before he gained power and 14 years before he knocked-off Crimea – without a bleat from the world.

Warmly recommended

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Jack Dee on being alcoholic

“I’ve had my run-ins with booze; it’s well documented. So what I can say from experience is that it takes a lot of guts and perseverance and courage to stop drinking. Which is why I haven’t.”

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Hells Angles

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The CIA’s 2024 Annual Threat Assessment: Intelligence Community Assessment

The CIA isn’t interested in the rights and wrongs of international conflicts. Their focus is their impact on the USA. The Gaza Conflict is interesting in this respect. It is facile to think it is tightly located there.

“Conflicts, particularly those that disrupt global trade and investment flows, might lead to rising energy prices and increased economic fragility even in countries that are not directly involved or are far removed from the conflict. For example, tourism, which is a major foreign exchange earner for Egypt, Jordan, and Lebanon, has fallen sharply since the onset of the Gaza conflict.2

The report then discusses the regional impact of the Israeli-Gaza conflict.

  • In Iraq, Iranian-aligned militias almost certainly will continue attacks against U.S. forces in Iraq and Syria.
  • The Huthi’s continued ballistic missile, cruise missile, and UAV attacks against merchant vessels transiting the Red Sea, which are disrupting international shipping, and on Israel create a real risk of broader escalation.3

The CIA don’t believe Israel can fulfil its principal strategic objective, which is the elimination of HAMAS.

Moreover, Israel probably will face lingering armed resistance from HAMAS for years to come, and the military will struggle to neutralize HAMAS’s underground infrastructure, which allows insurgents to hide, regain strength, and surprise Israeli forces.4

The CIA believes that *regime change* in Israel offers a possibility of solving the post-war trauma

Netanyahu’s viability as leader as well as his governing coalition of far-right and ultraorthodox parties that pursued hardline policies on Palestinian and security issues may be in jeopardy. Distrust of Netanyahu’s ability to rule has deepened and broadened across the public from its already high levels before the war, and we expect large protests demanding his resignation and new elections. A different, more moderate government is a possibility.

Discussion

The Israeli Defence Force (IDF) has a formidable reputation. However, that reputation might be overblown.

  • IDF has control of the skies as HAMAS don’t have an air force, ground to air missile defences, or anti-aircraft artillery.
  • IDF ground forces are facing HAMAS who don’t have tanks, heavy artillery, ground to ground missiles, heavy machine guns and are massively out-numbered.
  • IDF faces an enemy which specialise in asymmetric warfare.
  • Consequently, IDF are struggling to *win* the war. Ceaseless bombing and the systematic destruction of buildings and infrastructure have rendered Gaza a desolate ruin. Overtly IDF have succeeded but HAMAS has military capacity because it relies on asymmetric warfare, which, in turn, relies on small groups of fanatical fighters.

The Israeli government has created a classic military dilemma. They don’t have a credible exit strategy. Worse: Their only war aim, ‘eliminating HAMAS’ is implausible as HAMAS have “popular support”.5

Conclusion

The importance of this report can’t be overstated. The CIA is stating that the Israeli prime minister is an obstacle to peace and the war, as conceived, is unwinnable.

Notes

1 ATA-2024-Unclassified-Report.pdf (dni.gov) Senator Schumer’s speech on the Gaza Conflict shows how far Israel has lost control of the narrative. Chuck Schumer calls on Benjamin Netanyahu to step down over war on Gaza in Senate speech (youtube.com)

2 ibid p24

3 ibid p25

4 loc.cit

5 loc.cit

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A barman and a drunk

Barman: Your glass is empty. Would you like another one?

Drunk: Why would I want two empty glasses?

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An Albert Einstein quip

I don’t know about World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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Book Review: Keith Richards (with James Fox) ~ Life (2010)

Unless you’re a Rolling Stones fan and keen on an autobiography featuring drink, drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll you’re unlikely to enjoy this. It’s filled with endless ‘shock-horror’ moments. Here’s a sample,

1 Gangster Keith

2 Drug addict Keith

3 Drunkard Keith

4 Geeky Keith

5 ‘I hate Mick’ Keith

6 Family man Keith

7 Musician Keith

8 and so on

He’s multi-faceted – aren’t we all? – and his core is? Music. This is when being a fan of the Rolling Stones becomes important. References to CDs from the 1970s onwards litter the text. There’s a great deal about guitar playing and his fabulous riffs, which he copies and makes his own, from great musicians. Keith stands on the shoulders of the greats and became great in his turn.

Try This

“An ‘open tuning’ simply means the guitar is pre-tuned to a ready-made major chord – but there are different kinds and configurations. I’d been working on open D and open E. I learned then that Don Everly, one of the finest rhythm players, used open tuning ….He just used the barre chord, the finger across the neck. Ry Cooder was the first cat I actually saw play the open G chord.”

So buried in the dross and drivel Richards comes across as a man dedicated to music. And it is very heartening. BUT it’s 600 pages long and there is a lot to wade through, which they think is necessary. They’re wrong. It’s gruesome.

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A Helpful Waitress

Jim: “We don’t eat dairy, eggs, meat, soy, gluten, or nuts.”

Sarah, Jim’s wife: “What do you recommend?”

Waitress:  “A taxi.”

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The Nanny State and Climate Change

We are also taking every opportunity to encourage low-tax member states to increase their tobacco taxes on health grounds. For example, during the United Kingdom presidency of the Community we held a seminar in London for health and tax officials which produced useful conclusions on the support that tax can give to health policy. John Cope 9th February 1993 Cigarette Duty – Hansard – UK Parliament

The Major government boldly increased taxation on cigarettes to reduce demand. This is a ‘Nanny State’ policy. Nanny States treat adults as incapable of thinking rationally or, less pleasantly, they need saving from their own stupidity.1

Nanny States believe preventing preventable deaths is a good thing.2 Reducing demand for smoking by using taxation has been embraced by successive governments.3 John Major’s tax policy turbocharged the reduction of demand for smoking, which was already in decline in 1993. The statistics show his success. Between 1994 and 2023 smoking reduced by 52%. Only 12.9% of men and women now smoke.3

Tony Blair noted smoking is a social activity, which is part of the addiction narrative. He challenged this by banning smoking in public places.4 The ban included pubs, restaurants, offices and public transport.

Draconian pricing and bans on smoking in public places changed attitudes, which further accelerated the downswing in usage.5 Major and Blair saved thousands of lives through their Nanny State approach to the catastrophic death rate caused by tobacco.

Climate Change

In countries like the UK and the US, the transport sector is now responsible for emitting more greenhouse gases than any other, including electricity production and agriculture. The all-women crew fighting Indonesia’s peatland fires – BBC Future

The Nanny State’s paradigm is anti-smoking policies. In comparison the same politicians promote fossil fuel usage. (see Addendum),

Proponents of nudge theory suggest that well-placed ‘nudges’ can reduce market failure, save the government money, encourage desirable actions and help increase the efficiency of resource use.6

Climate Change will irrevocably change the world for every human being, the entire animal and fish population and plant life. Yet as Greta Thunberg memorably said politicians are sharply focused on Blah, Blah.7

George Osborne, bragged about his pro-fossil fuel policies, “We froze fuel duty throughout the last parliament  — a tax cut worth nearly £7 billion a year.” His Conservative government rejected using taxation for anti-fossil fuel campaigns because it was ‘good’ politics. He nonetheless maintained the anti-smoking policies of Major and Blair, “Tobacco duty will continue to rise as set out in previous Budgets, by 2% above inflation from 6pm tonight.” One sentence in a lengthy speech.

The Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) has estimated that the cumulative cost of freezing fuel duty rates between 2010/11 and 2021/22, relative to increasing them in line with inflation, to be around £65 billion, after factoring in the expected fall in demand for fuel from higher duty rates (OBR, Economic and Fiscal Outlook, CP545, October 2021, Table A8). (my emphasis)8

The Conservative governments from 2010 have made a counter-intuitive commitment to promoting fossil fuel usage to the tune of £65bn. Bizarrely they have developed a Green Financial Strategy 2023, suggesting that significant resources will be allocated, We established a UK Infrastructure Bank with £22 billion of capital to level up and decarbonise our economy.9 Their Fuel Duty bribe is an unnoticed toxic incentive to support fossil fuel usage. Fuel Duty bribes cost far more than their green strategy. A green policy developed by political schizophrenics, which is crude version of St Augustus’s plea, “Please God, make me good, but not just yet.”10

A two-pronged anti-fossil fuel attack a la Major and Blair would add 25p to the cost of a litre of petrol. Osborne and other chancellors have forgone £65bn of tax revenues for political reasons, losing the opportunity to invest in a Green Britain.

Green investment would incentivise innovation, giving Britain a technological boost. Politicians with tragically limited imaginations are destroying lives and contributing to accelerating climate change catastrophe.

Addendum: George Osborne’s 2016 Budget Speech

In 2010 plans would have seen fuel duty rise above inflation every year — and cost motorists 18 pence extra a litre. We wholeheartedly rejected those plans — and instead we took action to help working people. We froze fuel duty throughout the last parliament — a tax cut worth nearly £7 billion a year. In the last twelve months, petrol prices have plummeted. That is why we pencilled in an inflation rise. But I know that fuel costs still make up a significant part of household budgets and weigh heavily on small firms. Families paid the cost when oil prices rocketed; they shouldn’t be penalised when oil prices fall. So I can announce that fuel duty will be frozen for the sixth year in a row. That’s a saving of £75 a year to the average driver; £270 a year to a small business with a van. It’s the tax boost that keeps Britain on the move. Mr deputy speaker, Tobacco duty will continue to rise as set out in previous Budgets, by 2% above inflation from 6pm tonight. (my emphasis)

George Osborne’s Budget speech in full (ft.com)

Notes

1 Britain’s incoherent drug laws | Odeboyz’s Blog (oedeboyz.com)

2 Smoking – Our World in Data

3 There have been seven prime ministers since John Major left office in 1997

4 Smoking Ban UK – The Impact So Far – Calls For An Extension (politics.co.uk)

5 Smoking-Statistics-Fact-Sheet.pdf (ash.org.uk) Data p2 see also Historical Tobacco Duty rates – GOV.UK (www.gov.uk)

6 Nudges – Economics Help Cameron’s government in  2010 established a ‘Nudge’ department to build on the successes of Major and Blair. “Nudge Unit” | Institute for Government

7 Greta Thunberg dismisses Cop26 as more ‘blah, blah, blah’ | The Independent

8 Fuel duties – Office for Budget Responsibility (obr.uk)

9 Mobilising green investment: 2023 green finance strategy – GOV.UK (www.gov.uk)

10 What did St. Augustine mean when he said, “Please God, make me good….”? – The Handy Philosophy Answer Book (papertrell.com)

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