Book Review: Richmal Crompton ~ William: The Gangster (1967)

I read the William books in 1950s Leeds. Leeds was grey, grim and far, far away from William’s world. There were no Vicar’s wives calling round for tea. No maidservants, no summer house, barns or fields. And there definitely weren’t any hedgerows to hide in and emerge screaming and shouting.

But! I read them avidly allowing that world to embrace me. They were like the Frank Richards series Greyfriars featuring Billy Bunter. And I didn’t even really know what a boarding school was. It didn’t matter. What mattered, just as with P G Wodehouse, was the zany implausible world that was coherent.

Everyone knows about William but what about six-years old Violet Elizabeth Bott?

Try this:

“She carried feminine variability and inconsistency to extremes….She could sob in a most realistic heart-broken manner at a moment’s notice, and her proudest boast was that she could be sick at will.”

So here I am. A grown man enjoying a quintessential children’s  book and I can’t even claim I’ve been reading to my grandson. Absolutely terrific – if you like that sort of thing. I do.

Note

The vocabulary is an impediment if you’re tempted to read to your children/grand-children.

The very first sentence includes the word ‘disconsolately’ and that isn’t a one off.

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Lies, Damned Lies and Accountancy

Accountancy Scandal

Carillion: Record fine for KPMG over ‘exceptional’ failure – BBC News

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The triumph of capitalism

Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time, we created a lot of value for shareholders.

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The Gaza Strip: a brief history

The British Mandate, 1920-48

Palestine was a British quasi-colony after receiving a mandate from the League of Nations. The League expected Britain to train Palestinians for government before the mandate ended in 1948. The plan was for transition to self-governing status.

The objective of the mandates over former territories of Ottoman Empire was to provide “administrative advice and assistance by a Mandatory until such time as they are able to stand alone”.1

The inter-war period transformed Palestine. Mass migration, by European Jews, turned it into an inter-communal battlefield, which the British abandoned in despair.

The foundation of Israel, 1948

After years of terrorism during the 1930s and 40s, Britain left Palestine. Zionists declared Palestine to be a Jewish ‘Homeland’. A short war created Israel as an independent country. It didn’t include the Gaza Strip. Gaza was populated by displaced Palestinians and ruled by Egypt. The displacement, called Nabka (Catastrophe) by Palestinians, is a major grievance and motivator of terrorism.

The Palestinian national narrative views the Nakba as a collective trauma that defines their national identity and political aspirations, whereas the Israeli national narrative views the same events in terms of the war of independence that established their aspirations for statehood and sovereignty.2

The Israeli Occupation of Gaza, 1967-2005

The Six Day War, 1967, was a triumph for the Israeli Defence Force (IDF). They took control of Gaza after Egypt’s defeat. An unforeseen consequence was that Gaza was included in the 1979 peace negotiations. The treaty brought recognition of Israel as a country with a ‘right to exist’. Egypt was the first Arab country to agree this political reality. Gaza’s Palestinians were recognised as being the ‘same’ people as those living in the Occupied West Bank. The two-state solution was formulated, which has been central negotiating policy ever since.

The implementation of a two-state solution would involve the establishment of an independent State of Palestine alongside the State of Israel.4

Disengagement from Gaza, 2005

The Israeli government believed that thousands of settlers in the Gaza strip prevented peace. They decided to evict them. This was fiercely resisted and the IDF enforced the eviction. Gaza came under Palestinian control with borders that were militarised. This made Gaza a virtual prison.5

The eviction of all residents [settlers], demolition of the residential buildings and evacuation of associated security personnel from the Gaza Strip was completed by September 12, 2005.6

Gaza Strip, 2005-14

An extremist group, Hamas, were elected7 and asymmetric warfare began. The Gaza-Egyptian border walls were by-passed by tunneling. This led to massive smuggling from Egypt. The Israeli border was penetrated by tunnels built for hit-and-run incursions. Gilad Shalit was taken hostage in 2006 using those tunnels. Five years later he was released;

On 18 October 2011, Shalit was eventually released in a negotiated agreement, securing his freedom after more than five years in isolation and captivity. In exchange, 1,027 Palestinian prisoners were released, some of whom were convicted of multiple murders and carrying out attacks against Israeli civilians.8

The Shalit case taught Hamas that Palestinians in Israeli jails were actually hostages available for exchange. It also set the tariff which Israel would ‘pay’. This was 1 Israeli to1027 Palestinians. A disastrous decision, which incentivised Hamas’s hostage taking.

IDF strengthened their grip on the Israeli government with generals transitioning into politicians. The 2014 Gaza-Israeli war resulted in massive casualties for Hamas.9 The casualities were insufficient for ‘victory’ but good enough as a punishment.

Conclusion

The current war in Gaza should be cathartic. It’s possible that ‘peaceful coexistence’10 can emerge. The leadership of Hamas and the IDF have had their reputations shredded and new policies are urgently needed to replace failed institutional politics.

Notes

1 Mandate for Palestine – Wikipedia

2 Nakba – Wikipedia

3 Gaza Strip – Wikipedia and see also Occupation of the Gaza Strip by the United Arab Republic – Wikipedia

4 two state solution – Search (bing.com) see also Assassination of Anwar Sadat – Wikipedia The president of Egypt was  assassinated two years after the recognition of Israel, which was a factor in the attack.

5 David Cameron describes blockaded Gaza as a ‘prison’ – BBC News

6 Israeli disengagement from Gaza – Wikipedia

7 Battle of Gaza (2007) – Wikipedia

8 Gilad Shalit – Wikipedia

9 2014 Gaza War – Wikipedia

10 Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence – Wikipedia

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Buying a Barbie Doll

Assistant: “We have Barbie goes to gym for £10; Barbie goes to the beach for £10; Barbie goes shopping for £10; and divorced Barbie for £300.”
Father: “Why is divorced Barbie so expensive.”
Assistant: “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, car, boat and furniture.”

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Say no more!

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Book Review: Michael Dobbs ~ The Lords’ Day (2007)

Michael Dobbs is famous for The House of Cards, which has an international audience. A British and American TV series marks its acceptance as a definitive political novel. This is a red-blooded thriller: A Harry Jones1 novel.

Jones has the usual attributes of a British action man hero – copyright: Ian Fleming. Rich, insanely courageous, bright, a maverick and usually on the side of the Gods. Dobbs is a brilliant writer and this novel is focused on the dire consequences of slaughtering tribes-people in unconsidered parts of the world. In this case Waziristan, a mountainous region of Pakistan.

Dobbs is equivocal about the justice of the terrorists that invade the House of Lords. They capture the Queen and senior political figures with the promise that they will all be killed. He understands their motivation and the historical context of the likely destruction of the British establishment. Obviously the *Good Guys* win but this novel puts political thriller writing into a different league.

Try this:

”Mercy? Is that what you have shown my people? You still don’t understand, do you? We never wanted this war with you, we didn’t start it, but it has been forced on us year after year until our villages are destroyed and those we love murdered before our eyes.” Despite the words, his voice was remarkably controlled. “And now you talk to me about mercy. We are way beyond that, I’m afraid. It is no longer the quality of mercy that matters but the quality of death, and the fuss it will cost. That, I think, has been your strategy in my country for many years, so now we follow it.” pp 309-10

This is a thrilling thriller and is warmly recommended

Addendum: These events happened after the novel was written:

This attack, “11 August 2009: U.S. drone strike in Ladha village, South Waziristan, kills 10.”7 but obviously the US couldn’t monitor the actual slaughter by literally counting the dead and injured. Injuries in remote villages lack paramedic support systems, hospitals or pain alleviation. How many died from their injuries? Likewise, “30 September 2009: U.S. drones fire missiles at a Taliban compound and vehicle killing 8 in Novak, North Waziristan.”.8 Ten days later Obama received the Nobel Peace Prize: an ironic moment.

Source: List of drone strikes in Pakistan – Wikipedia There are hundreds listed and this was picked at random from the years of the Obama presidency.

Note

1 Harry Jones Series by Michael Dobbs (goodreads.com)

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George Orwell Lives On!

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Robin Williams on cricket

“Cricket is basically baseball on Valium.”

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Fancy being a Lord?

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