Category Archives: quips

The world’s a small place…..

……. but I’ve never seen Taylor Swift at Romford Station.

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A milkman delivers

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Henrik Ibsen’s (alleged) last words

Nurse: “Well you seem to being doing better today.” Ibsen: “On the contrary.” He then died.

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A Spike Milligan quip

“What would you rather have: a boring truth, or an exciting lie?”

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Philomena Cunk: a genius of paradox

Beethoven was deaf, but he still made music. That’s like a blind man inventing the mirror.

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Oscar Wilde’s wise words on Parliament

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.

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A stolen punchline

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A Ricky Gervais Quip

If there is a God why did he make me an atheist?

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Say no more, Squire

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A John Cleese quip

If one door closes and another door opens you’re probably in prison.

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