Category Archives: Humour

CAR FOR SALE

Ultra Low Mileage by ONE Careful Driver  BUYER COLLECTS (Chris)  

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Ken Dodd: Comedian and Tax Avoider*, 1989

Ken Dodd’s lawyer at the trial: “Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants.” George Carman QC (Dodd was acquitted) How Ken Dodd began his act after the trial “Good evening, my name is Kenneth Arthur Dodd; singer, photographic … Continue reading

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Fancy a City Break?

Riyadh on Friday; Jerusalem on Saturday; Belfast on Sunday (Chris)

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A HR Manager Trashes Kant

“Jim would be an average employee if he had a better manager.” (Chris)

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A Dialect Now Seldom Heard

I dun’t bleedin ‘adam n eve it’ (believe it) Mr ‘truble- n- strife’ (Wife) Recons anuver ‘saucepan lid’s’ on the way (Kid) Always appens when I as a few ‘elephants ears’ (beers) It’s bang ‘Alan Boarder’ (out of order) It … Continue reading

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The Antidote of Sadism

“The grey, threatening sky had turned black by now. It was a swollen mass of inky clouds, heavy with the thunder, lightning and rain which so often come in the course of an English summer to remind the island race … Continue reading

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Millfields Road Cleaning Depot.

It is a large complex set of buildings on Millfields Road Clapton Park in Hackney, (London) the site was tucked between the power station on the bend of the river and Clapton Dog track. I first went there in 1963 to investigate an … Continue reading

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I hope the Irish aren’t a race: a joke

Jim wanted to sink an Irish submarine so he knocked on the door. (Chris)

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Odeboyz: behind the scenes

  (Chris, Mike D. and Mike W)

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Astrophysics

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy  (Chris)

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