Category Archives: Humour

Football Hooligan

Posted on August 2, 2016 by odeboyz

He is clever enough to know that He’s semi-literate and sounds like a fool And He’s sensitive enough know that He’s tolerated because he’s a laugh But He’s too lazy to do anything about it. He’s clever enough to know … Continue reading →

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Two Russian Secret Policemen Converse

Posted on July 29, 2016 by odeboyz

Vladimir It’s nice to unwind with a vodka isn’t it Boris? Boris It certainly is. Valdimir What do you really think about President Putin? Boris The same as you. Valdimir In that case it is my duty to arrest you. … Continue reading →

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Drink beer and become an intellectual

Posted on July 26, 2016 by odeboyz

One night at Cheers*, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer … Continue reading →

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Thwarted Ambitions

Posted on July 18, 2016 by odeboyz

(Del)

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A Boris Johnson-Michael Gove Conversation

Posted on July 12, 2016 by odeboyz

Boris Johnson I’m so glad that we’re friends after all this time, Michael Michael Gove If you want a friend buy a dog. (Trad.)  

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A Doctor-Patient Conversation

Posted on July 5, 2016 by odeboyz

Doctor How long have you believed that you are a dog, Mr Rover? Mr Rover Since I was a puppy. (Graham B.)

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Farming: a wordless poem

Posted on June 7, 2016 by odeboyz

(Chris)

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A Supermarket Conversation

Posted on May 31, 2016 by odeboyz

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The Grand-dad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we … Continue reading →

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A Grumpy Old Man

Posted on May 16, 2016 by odeboyz

All dress up in our best Togs Food aplenty, on large platters The hall, nice enough Well, thought I, ‘this should all go well After all, it’s the company that matters’. Family, I’ve known for years Friends, we’ve known for … Continue reading →

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Sir Malcolm Sargent on Stockhausen

Posted on April 25, 2016 by odeboyz

When Sir Malcolm Sargent, chief conductor of London’s ‘Proms’ festival was asked whether he had ever conducted any Stockhausen, he was briefly silent before replying, “I think I once trod in some.” I take it, the great man didn’t care … Continue reading →

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