Category Archives: Humour

Theresa May: Money+Power=Irresistible

Posted on May 23, 2017 by odeboyz

Chris

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An Outraged Husband in the Wild West

Posted on May 19, 2017 by odeboyz

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his pistol and yelled, “I have a .45 calibre Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.” A … Continue reading →

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A Rip Roaring Party In Alaska

Posted on May 2, 2017 by odeboyz

Mike has been in police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the streets, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise … Continue reading →

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Theresa May: will she deliver a Brexit paradise on June 8th 2017?

Posted on April 21, 2017 by odeboyz

“On the day that Theresa May triggered article 50, YouGov published a survey of the things people whould like brought back after Britain has left the EU. Top of the list was the death penalty, with 52% of those who … Continue reading →

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A final conversation between husband and wife

Posted on April 18, 2017 by odeboyz

As she sat by him, he whispered, his eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.  “When I got fired, you were there to support me.  When my business failed, you … Continue reading →

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Tiger Woods on white male golfers

Posted on April 11, 2017 by odeboyz

“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” Chris

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Trump and fake news

Posted on April 4, 2017 by odeboyz

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died … Continue reading →

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Marriage Counselling at its finest

Posted on March 31, 2017 by odeboyz

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and … Continue reading →

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Tales of perfidy

Posted on March 31, 2017 by odeboyz

Once upon a time, many, many years ago I was a builder working in east London. Most of the people I worked for were housing association tenants, they were usually skint. I arrived to start a biggish job in Leyton … Continue reading →

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Two London Conveyancing Lawyers: a joke

Posted on March 21, 2017 by odeboyz

Joseph Why did you stamp on that snail Frederick? Frederick He’s been following me all morning. Chris

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