Category Archives: Humour

Is war just sexier than peace?

Posted on January 13, 2020 by odeboyz

Del

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An Irish Farmer has an accident

Posted on January 9, 2020 by odeboyz

An Irish farmer had a terrible traffic accident. When the case got to court the lorry owners’ lawyer said, “Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident that you were ‘fine’?” He replied, “Well, I tell … Continue reading →

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Unforeseen consequences

Posted on January 2, 2020 by odeboyz

“Rodney,” Tom said, “Becky and I are getting a divorce.” I was stunned. “Why? You seemed so happy together.” “Well, ever since we married, Becky’s been improving me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and gambling. She taught me … Continue reading →

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Odeboyz celebrates the end of austerity

Posted on December 23, 2019 by odeboyz

  Chris and Mike

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Harmony

Posted on December 19, 2019 by odeboyz
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A dentist puts his patient at ease

Posted on December 16, 2019 by odeboyz

“Open wider.” the dentist said as he began his examination. “It’s the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen…. It’s the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK, OK! I’m scared enough without you repeating yourself.” “I didn’t! That was the echo.” Chris

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Rugged Individualism

Posted on December 12, 2019 by odeboyz
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A 70 year old lady applies to a university

Posted on December 12, 2019 by odeboyz

Interviewer: “I think it’s marvellous that you want to do a degree at 70 years old but I have a question. What’s your motivation?” Elderly candidate: “My husband has always dreamed of sleeping with a student.” Chris

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Pizza as a metaphor for marriage

Posted on December 9, 2019 by odeboyz

A wise man took his son to one side just before he got married and said, “When you understand why a pizza is made round; is put in a square box; and is eaten in triangles. Then son, you’ll understand … Continue reading →

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Don’t trust a parrot who prays

Posted on December 2, 2019 by odeboyz

A religious woman bought a parrot and took it home. Once home the bird hopped into its new cage, shouting, “I’m a whore! I’m a whore!” Obviously embarrassed she consulted her minister about her foul-mouthed bird. The minister told her, … Continue reading →

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