A religious woman bought a parrot and took it home. Once home the bird hopped into its new cage, shouting, “I’m a whore! I’m a whore!” Obviously embarrassed she consulted her minister about her foul-mouthed bird.
The minister told her, “I’ve a well-behaved male parrot who sits in his cage and prays constantly. Let’s put your bird in with mine. He’ll show her a better lifestyle and she’ll become pious.”
The next day, the woman took her parrot to the minister’s house and put her bird in with the praying parrot. After a few seconds, her parrot started shouting, “I’m a whore! I’m a whore!”
The priest’s parrot replied, “Come on in honey you’re what I’ve been praying for!”