Category Archives: Humour

It pays to be a slip fielder

Posted on February 24, 2020 by odeboyz

Joe was dining in a fancy restaurant and was secretly admiring the woman at the next table. But he was nervous. Suddenly, she violently sneezed and her glass eye came flying out. He caught it adroitly and handed it back … Continue reading →

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Doctors: What do they know?

Posted on February 20, 2020 by odeboyz

Just after Christmas 2019, I wasn’t at all well. No energy, headache, fever with terrible back pains in my lower back. Jan, my wife, dialled 999 and in what felt like a few minutes, two young paramedics were in my … Continue reading →

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Operation Barbarossa Rebranded

Posted on February 17, 2020 by odeboyz

Germany, the Fatherland, attacked Russia, the Motherland. An act of domestic abuse? Chris

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A CIA spy enters the Soviet Union

Posted on February 10, 2020 by odeboyz

The CIA spy was fluent in Russian, had perfect Cyrillic handwriting and could drink buckets of vodka. He was dropped on the outskirts of Moscow and spoke to a man in the street, “Hello comrade, can you direct me to … Continue reading →

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Always listen to teacher

Posted on January 27, 2020 by odeboyz
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Film Review: The Gentlemen (Michael McConaugh and Hugh Grant) (2020)

Posted on January 27, 2020 by odeboyz

Recently I saw The Irishman, which has been lauded as yet another example of Scorsese’s genius. Where does this leave Guy Ritchie? It’s easy to mock Ritchie’s so-called ‘geezer’ movies. The infamous role he gave to Vinnie Jones in Lock, … Continue reading →

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Too much information

Posted on January 23, 2020 by odeboyz

A married couple were golfing when she asked: “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” “No sweetie.” “I’m sure you would.” “Okay, I would.” “Would she sleep in our bed?” “I guess so.” “Would you let her use … Continue reading →

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A designer present for Facebook enthusiasts

Posted on January 20, 2020 by odeboyz

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Trump: Master of the Universe

Posted on January 16, 2020 by odeboyz
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The golfer and the chicken

Posted on January 16, 2020 by odeboyz

A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said, “my terrible tee shot hit one of your … Continue reading →

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