It pays to be a slip fielder

Joe was dining in a fancy restaurant and was secretly admiring the woman at the next table. But he was nervous. Suddenly, she violently sneezed and her glass eye came flying out. He caught it adroitly and handed it back with some aplomb.

“Oh my, I’m so sorry, let me pay for your dinner to show my gratitude.”

They enjoyed dinner followed by a few drinks. They bonded completely.

After paying for everything they went back to her place for a nightcap. The next morning, she cooked a wonderful breakfast. Everything’s been so great Joe couldn’t believe his luck.

“You know, you’re the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“No, you just happened to catch my eye.”

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