Category Archives: Humour

An Oscar Wilde Quip

Posted on August 13, 2020 by odeboyz

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

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Trump meets the Pope

Posted on August 10, 2020 by odeboyz

“I met with Pope Francis today. He’s a really great pope — great, great pope. You know he’s the leader of the Catholic Church — big church. “I couldn’t believe it when he told me how many Catholics there are. … Continue reading →

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Social Distancing: Indian Style

Posted on August 6, 2020 by odeboyz
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A really difficult question

Posted on August 6, 2020 by odeboyz

A Kiwi* and an Aussie went fishing and after a couple of beers the Aussie said to the Kiwi, “If I sneaked into your house and made wild passionate love to your wife and she got pregnant would that make … Continue reading →

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The Real Theresa May

Posted on July 30, 2020 by odeboyz
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A Golfing Joke

Posted on July 30, 2020 by odeboyz

Miguel and Wesley were playing golf, but were blocked by a two women. The women were great golfers, but playing very slowly. Finally Wesley decided he had to say something. “I’ll walk ahead and ask them if we can play … Continue reading →

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Boris Johnson meets Monty Python

Posted on July 27, 2020 by odeboyz

Just when everyone thought satire was dead the UK’s morbidly obese Prime Minster decided to lead an anti-obesity campaign. It had taken a near-death Covid-19 experience to convince him that being morbidly obese was unhealthy. A quick learner with an … Continue reading →

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People are so untrusting

Posted on July 23, 2020 by odeboyz
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A cunning sales manager

Posted on July 23, 2020 by odeboyz

My sales manager pulled up in a new Tesla Model S and I complimented him on it.  He said, “Well, if you set goals, you’re determined, and you work really hard and put in long hours, I can trade up … Continue reading →

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A Labrador applies for a job at the FBI

Posted on July 16, 2020 by odeboyz

A Labrador responded to an FBI advert. “Well,” said the personnel director, “you’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.” “No problem.” “Also, you must pass a physical and complete the … Continue reading →

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