Margaret Meldrew:
Have you had a good day while I was out?

Victor Meldrew:
I think it’s safe to say I’ve had a very good day, all told. In the morning, I turned some water into wine, and then I healed a few lepers, and after lunch, I popped over and parted the waters of the Red Sea.

Margaret Meldrew:
Did the man come about the roof?

Victor Meldrew:
No, but you can’t expect miracles.

Note

* A quote from One foot in the Grave a wildly successful sitcom 1990-2000