On their first day they decided to go ice fishing. To spice it up the Texans decided to show the Canadians how great America was. The Texans challenged them to an ice fishing competition. Obviously the Canadians accepted. The team with the most fish after two hours would win.
After an hour the Canadians had several fish whilst the guys from Texas hadn’t any. The Texans decided to study how the Canadians fished. After a few minutes one of them said,
“They cheated! They drilled a hole in the ice!”