An enthusiastic duck hunter found a Labrador that walked on water when retrieving ducks. Shocked he wanted to show him off to all of his friends.
He decided to try to break the news to a cynical friend by inviting him to a duck hunt with his new Labrador. When a flock of ducks flew by they fired and hit one. The Labrador jumped towards the water and instead of swimming walked across the water to retrieve the bird. His friend saw everything but didn’t say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new Labrador?”
“I sure did. Your Labrador can’t swim.”
Chris