Monthly Archives: February 2017

A Victoria Wood Joke

Everything was wonderful until some little bastard at school told my son that chips were vegetables. Chris

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God

Omnicompetent Omnipotent Omniscient Leading to the irresistible Omnishambles Chris

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Shoplifting: a joke

A woman appeared in court accused of shoplifting. The judge asked why she’d stolen stolen a can of peaches from the store. “I was hungry and hadn’t any cash.” The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. “Nine.” … Continue reading

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To Whistle

In my younger days I used to hear various tradesmen like the milkman, coalman, knife sharpener etc. whistle as they went about their daily tasks. Drunks coming out of the pub late at night were either singing or whistling as they … Continue reading

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