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Drinking

“You drink way too much” she said in her special voice. Her voice, for preaching, and sorting me out and Explaining that I’m a half-wit let loose on the world Because of the stupidity of my mother and sisters. I … Continue reading

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Marriage Guidance: Australian Style

Jim went to see a marriage guidance counsellor and said, “My wife won’t speak to me. I want a divorce.” “Well it sounds pretty good to me. I’d think again if I were you.” (Chris)

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