Tag Archives: Black humour

A Disappointed Conservative

Posted on March 16, 2020 by odeboyz
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The price of dedication

Posted on March 9, 2020 by odeboyz

A council debate was becoming heated. As tempers became frayed Joe sneered: “Have you heard of Bob Froyd?” “No.” “Well,” Joe said triumphantly, “if you attended more council meetings, you’d know that he’s the man who’s opening a strip club … Continue reading →

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It pays to be a slip fielder

Posted on February 24, 2020 by odeboyz

Joe was dining in a fancy restaurant and was secretly admiring the woman at the next table. But he was nervous. Suddenly, she violently sneezed and her glass eye came flying out. He caught it adroitly and handed it back … Continue reading →

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A CIA spy enters the Soviet Union

Posted on February 10, 2020 by odeboyz

The CIA spy was fluent in Russian, had perfect Cyrillic handwriting and could drink buckets of vodka. He was dropped on the outskirts of Moscow and spoke to a man in the street, “Hello comrade, can you direct me to … Continue reading →

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An Irish Farmer has an accident

Posted on January 9, 2020 by odeboyz

An Irish farmer had a terrible traffic accident. When the case got to court the lorry owners’ lawyer said, “Didn’t you say to the police at the scene of the accident that you were ‘fine’?” He replied, “Well, I tell … Continue reading →

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Unforeseen consequences

Posted on January 2, 2020 by odeboyz

“Rodney,” Tom said, “Becky and I are getting a divorce.” I was stunned. “Why? You seemed so happy together.” “Well, ever since we married, Becky’s been improving me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and gambling. She taught me … Continue reading →

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Odeboyz celebrates the end of austerity

Posted on December 23, 2019 by odeboyz

  Chris and Mike

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A dentist puts his patient at ease

Posted on December 16, 2019 by odeboyz

“Open wider.” the dentist said as he began his examination. “It’s the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen…. It’s the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK, OK! I’m scared enough without you repeating yourself.” “I didn’t! That was the echo.” Chris

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A Ricky Gervais quip

Posted on November 26, 2019 by odeboyz

“My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela. What a man. Incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990 and he hasn’t reoffended. I think he’s going straight, which shows you prison does work.” Chris

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Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack with a Beretta Pistol

Posted on October 28, 2019 by odeboyz

“While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages with my estranged husband, we were attacked by a huge 12-ft alligator. It charged with jaws wide open. If I hadn’t had my Beretta … Continue reading →

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