The truth about marriage

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Bob and his Trophy Wife

Joe: “Bob where did you meet your girlfriend?”

Bob: “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”

Joe: “How did you get her to marry you?”

Bob:” I lied about my age.”

Joe: “Ah, you told her you were 50?”

Bob: “No, I told her I was 90.”

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The Israeli Strategy in the Gaza War, October 2023 – August 2024

Israel was humiliated by the Gazan incursion, which was the result of a major security failure by the Israeli Defence Force (IDF). Gazans live, ‘in a prison camp’ designed to prevent just such an event.1 Israel controls the air space, telecoms, utilities and food supply, plus they’ve built a formidable wall. Yet these defenses were breached and mayhem ensued. The incursion, 7th October 2023, recalibrated the political and military scene.2 Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu embraced the Sharon Doctrine3 to meet this challenge. The doctrine’s aim is the annihilation of the enemy. Any negotiations conducted are Realpolitik4 meant to provide benefits to Israel.

Gaza has been obliterated since October 2023.4 Netanyahu’s application of the Sharon Doctrine is whole-hearted. The IDF’s warplanes have razed Gaza’s urban areas to the ground. The air force is supplemented by militarised drones, heavy artillery and missiles. If wars were won on damage inflicted, Israel won long ago. Wars aren’t won by razing buildings: wars are won by ground troops. The IDF’s ground forces are unsuccessful. After 300+ days5 Hamas is still viable. They are providing significant resistance notwithstanding huge losses, which are a multiple of those suffered by the IDF.

The principal Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported IDF losses as being,

On 4 August 2024, ….at least 10,000 Israeli soldiers had been killed or wounded while fighting in Gaza and that about 1,000 new soldiers were physically and mentally wounded every month.6

That Hamas exists at all, is a further humiliation for Israel. The premise of the Sharon Doctrine is that IDF forces are invincible. Their principal ally, the USA, provides them with massive logistical support. This is especially true of the air force but the war in Gaza isn’t helped by $70m fighter bombers. Hamas’s strategy is asymmetrical warfare. They’ve built a parallel military universe underground. IDF ground troops are ill-equipped to deal with this reality.

Ferocious bombing and missile attacks are a constant feature of life for the people of Gaza. Every hospital and university has been razed to the ground or severely damaged. The infrastructure of civilised life, like sewage disposal, clean piped water and safe housing has disappeared. Civilians are routinely imprisoned, without due process, and prison conditions are abysmal.7

The IDF need more ground troops. Israel has a reservoir of suitable people who were protected by their status as religious scholars. That exemption has been deleted,

“In June 2024, Israel’s Supreme Court unanimously ruled that Haredi Jews were eligible for compulsory service, ending nearly eight decades of exemption. The army began drafting Haredi men the following month.”8

The political significance is that Netanyahu depends on political-religious leaders for his majority. Defending exemption is a touchstone for them and the government could fall. However, the Sharon Doctrine, demands total victory and the IDF have told Netanyahu that the pressures of the campaign demand that every Israeli must be made available.

The principal political-religious leader in Netanyahu’s cabinet is Bezalel Smotrich. He made an astonishing statement, on the 5th August 2024,

“It’s not possible in today’s global reality to manage a war — no one will allow us to starve 2 million people, even though that might be just and moral until they return the hostages,” he said at a conference in support of Jewish settlements.9 (my emphasis)

Smotrich allowed 40 days to pass from the Supreme Court’s judgement before saying this. In the Sharon Doctrine atrocities are an element in the route to victory. Regretting that Israel can’t use war crimes to win shows the collapse of the moral compass of the Netanyahu government.

Conclusion

The current Israel-Gaza war is a further iteration of Forever Wars in the middle-east. The CIA’s assessment is that only regime change in Israel can bring a version of peace.10 The war is however too institutionalised for a quick-step change. All the participants are doubling down on their preemptive positions making political progress impossible. The Sharon Doctrine has failed and the lack of a Clausewitz means that a viable alternative is unlikely to emerge. Israel’s current preference for assassination is a sign of desperation and has zero likely success.

Addendum: The Sharon Doctrine in action, 1982

“An Israeli commission of inquiry found that he [Ariel Sharon] bore “personal responsibility” for the massacre and that he decided Phalangist militias “should be sent in” to the camps from September 16 to 18 [1982], despite the risk that they would massacre the civilian population there. The militias killed between 700 and 800 people, according to Israeli military intelligence estimates; other estimates were much higher. The dead included infants, children, pregnant women, and the elderly, some of whose bodies were found to have been mutilated.

In February 1983, the Kahan Commission, Israel’s official commission of inquiry investigating the events, found that the “serious consideration… that the Phalangists were liable to commit atrocities… did not concern [Sharon] in the least.” Sharon’s “disregard of the danger of a massacre” was “impossible to justify,” the commission found, and recommended his dismissal as defense minister. He remained in the Israeli cabinet as a minister without portfolio and later became prime minister in 2001, serving until his stroke in January 2006.” (my emphasis) Source Israel: Ariel Sharon’s Troubling Legacy | Human Rights Watch (hrw.org)

Notes

1 David Cameron called Gaza a ‘prison camp’ and criticised Israel | The Independent

2 2023 Hamas-led attack on Israel – Wikipedia

3 The Sharon Doctrine | Foreign Affairs

4 REALPOLITIK Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com

5 As of 8th August 2024 when this was written

6 Israeli invasion of the Gaza Strip – Wikipedia There are about 400 IDF dead

7 Inside Sde Teiman, the Base Where Israel Detains Gazans – The New York Times (nytimes.com)

8 Exemption from military service in Israel – Wikipedia

9 Western allies condemn Israeli finance minister’s suggestion that starving Gaza might be justified (msn.com) The tone of regret was noted by foreign observers.

10 The CIA’s 2024 Annual Threat Assessment: Intelligence Community Assessment | Odeboyz’s Blog (oedeboyz.com)

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Britain’s £100bn Trident missile showing off

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Sarah, Joe and a Voodoo Doll

Sarah (from upstairs): “Did you get a shooting pain just now? Like someone stabbed you?”

Joe: “No. Not a thing.”

Sarah: “How about now?”

Adam B.

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Book Review: Juan Gomez-Jurado ~ Red Queen (Translator Nick Caistor) (2023)

Ever since the Skandi-noir books of Stieg Larsson1 there have been *seriously clever female heroines*. Antonia Scott is a Spanish super genius. The scene is set on the first page,

“…in three minutes – Antonia is capable of calculating:

The speed at which her body would hit the ground if she jumped from the window in front of her;

The number milligrams of Propofol required for eternal rest;

How long and at what temperature she would need to be submerged in an icy lake for hyperthermia to stifle her heartbeats.”

Intrigued? I was and £9.99 later I had it in my hands.2 Amazon Prime were also intrigued and have serialised it. Considering NetFlix’s mega-success with The Queen’s Gambit and universal acclaim Prime might on a winner.

Red Queen is fiendishly clever with a nice mix of ‘Goodies and Baddies’ who are suitably good and bad. Heroic deeds and daring-do and a sublime plot. What more could you possibly want? Actually, the question is answered by the fact that it’s a trilogy and so I have two more in the unread pipeline

Notes

1 The first one in his trilogy is The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  If you haven’t read this book it is a must read

2 I bought this in a bookshop on holiday and it wasn’t a destination purchase.

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Steve Wright quip

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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The Assassination of Anwar Sadat, 1981

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.” Matthew 5:9

Perpetual war, endless war, or a forever war, is a lasting state of war with no clear conditions that would lead to its conclusion. Perpetual war – Wikipedia

Israel was born out of warfare. Zionists defeated the British militarily and psychologically. The British left Palestine in ignominy in 1948.1 Triumphant Zionists then crushed the Arab opposition and announced a Jewish Homeland: Israel. Large numbers of Arabs became a permanent diaspora.2 Palestinians moved to Lebanon, Jordan and the Gaza Strip. They call this Nabka or catastrophe.

This began the forever war.

Anwar Sadat, 1918-1981

Sadat3 was an army officer and revolutionary. He was a risk-taker where failure was fatal. After the humiliation of the Six Day War, 1967, 4 Egypt lost significant amounts of territory to Israel. Sadat planned vengeance and led Egypt to success in the Yom Kippur War, 1973. The success reversed many Israeli territorial gains. Sadat had led the first Arab victory and became a hero. To avoid Forever Wars he began the process to negate its ingredients. Sadat brokered recognition of Israel’s right to exist.

Sadat knew only his bold leadership stood any sort of chance. His status was unquestioned. As a warrior-statesman he had the credentials to  square the religious-ideological circle. The principal risk was Israeli good faith. Menachem Begin5 Israel’s prime minister had built his career on uncompromising Zionism.

Begin was Irgun’s  leader. This was the principal Zionist terrorist group during the British Mandate. He was a merciless. Consequently, Britain put a bounty of £30,000 on his head in the early 1940s. (Corrected for inflation, this is £1.1M.6) Begin was the most wanted terrorist in Palestine.

Sadat and Begin had mutual status as warrior-statesmen, which meant their sincere rapprochement was accepted by most people. They were unflinching advocates for their countries. Only they had the status to pivot away from the cycle of violence, which shaped the political narrative.

The Nobel Prize citation said this,

The dramatic highlight in the efforts to arrive at a peaceful settlement was provided by President Anwar al-Sadat’s courageous journey to Jerusalem on November 19, 1977.
With his bold visit to the Israeli parliament, Knesset, President Sadat cut the Gordian knot at a single stroke.
7

The invitation to Israel’s Knesset, by Begin, and Sadat’s acceptance should have been pivotal in Middle-Eastern history. There was amazement that Sadat meant what he said when he said that he’d do anything for peace,

Mr. President, what would be our reaction if Israel should actually extend an invitation to you?” I replied calmly, I will accept it immediately. I have declared that I will go to the end of the world; I will go to Israel, for I want to put before the People of Israel all the facts.8

Sadat began his speech to the Knesset,

Peace and the mercy of God Almighty be upon you and may peace be for us all, God willing.9

Sadat continued by making the obvious but wilfully ignored point that, “no one can build his happiness at the expense of the misery of others.”10

He rightly identified the principal cause of forever wars. He said that there existed permanent barriers to trust which, “constitutes a psychological barrier between us. A barrier of suspicion. A barrier of rejection. A barrier of fear of deception. A barrier of hallucinations around any action, deed or decision. A barrier of cautious and erroneous interpretations of all and every event or statement. It is this psychological barrier which I described in official statements as representing 70 percent of the whole problem.”11

Menachem Begin, in his Nobel Prize speech, said this,

Peace is the beauty of life. It is sunshine. It is the smile of a child, the love of a mother, the joy of a father, the togetherness of a family. It is the advancement of man, the victory of a just cause, the triumph of truth. Peace is all of these and more and more.12

His rallying call was the UN’s Declaration of Human Rights,

“All human beings are born free and equal, in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood”.13

Conclusion

Begin and Sadat were warrior-statesmen who had participated in the horrors of terrorism and war. They staked everything for the cause of peace and failed. Lesser men relish war, believing it’s possible to impose their own world vision..

Sadat was assassinated by religious fanatics on the 6th October, 1981 at a military parade celebrating his triumph in the Yom Kippur war.14 The spiral of violence is now institutionalised and a Forever War.

Notes

1 Mandate for Palestine – Wikipedia

2 Causes of the 1948 Palestinian expulsion and flight – Wikipedia

3 Anwar Sadat – Wikipedia

4 Six-Day War – Lead-Up, Battles & Legacy (history.com)

5 Menachem Begin – Wikipedia

6 Inflation calculator | Bank of England

7 The Nobel Peace Prize 1978 – Presentation Speech – NobelPrize.org

8 Address by Egyptian President Anwar Sadat to the Knesset (jewishvirtuallibrary.org)

9 loc.cit.

10 loc.cit.

11 loc.cit.

12 Menachem Begin – Nobel Lecture – NobelPrize.org

13 loc.cit.

14 What Anwar Sadat’s murder 40 years ago meant for the Middle East | Brookings

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How True

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Ricky Gervais quip at the Golden Globes, 2010

“Looking at all the wonderful faces here today reminds me of the great work that’s been done this year… by cosmetic surgeons.”

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