Category Archives: Humour

Chinese Revolutionaries: a joke

Posted on April 29, 2014 by odeboyz

What did Chinese revolutionaries throw at the US embassy in Beijing? Visa applications.

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Opinion Poll: a surprise result

Posted on April 22, 2014 by odeboyz

In a public opinion survey, 1214 people in Liverpool were asked, “Which city is Britain’s second city?” 100% replied, “London” (Chris)

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My Designer Head

Posted on April 22, 2014 by odeboyz

My Rasta multi- coloured wig Makes a big statement. Setting off the new me. My engineers sculpted my face: A chin modelled on Michael Douglas and wide- spaced eyes like Ghenghis Khan’s, complete with an Imperial Roman nose. Genius chemists, … Continue reading →

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A Bob Monkhouse joke (1980s)

Posted on April 15, 2014 by odeboyz

People always say: “You’re a comedian, tell us a joke!” They don’t say: “You’re a politician, tell us a lie!”

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Horse Racing: a joke

Posted on April 8, 2014 by odeboyz

When the winner of the Grand National got back to the stables he remarked to the horse in the next box, “Well that boosted my self- esteem!”

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Capital Punishment: a joke

Posted on April 1, 2014 by odeboyz

What do you say when you realise that you’ve shot the wrong man? C’est la vie.

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The Lethal Letter “S”

Posted on March 18, 2014 by odeboyz

Salt kills Smoking kills Speeding kills Stress kills Sugar kills. I think I’ll have a beer. (Chris)

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Sado- Masochism: a joke

Posted on March 18, 2014 by odeboyz

Masochist: “Please beat me!” Sadist : “No.” (Chris)

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A Bad Weekend

Posted on February 21, 2014 by odeboyz
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Be a Great Teacher

Posted on January 24, 2014 by odeboyz

Shakespeare wrote ‘All the worlds a stage’* a thought that every teacher should embrace because: All teaching is acting. The teacher is also script writer, director, choreographer, stage- manager, producer, in- house psychologist/social worker and educator. Being a teacher is … Continue reading →

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