My Rasta multi- coloured wig
Makes a big statement. Setting off the new me.
My engineers sculpted my face:
A chin modelled on Michael Douglas and wide- spaced eyes like
Ghenghis Khan’s, complete with an Imperial Roman nose.
Genius chemists, distressed by my thin lips,
Injected collagen plumping them into rose buds.
Botox solved the furrows on my brow
Opticians fitted carefully coloured Frank Sinatra
Contact lenses- so I can wow ladies with
Piercing loving looks-
My neck is bristling with veins
Re- creating Mike Tyson’s pure animal magic.
Strutting with confidence I’m
Mean, moody and magnificent.