Category Archives: Humour

A Soviet Farmer greets Joseph Stalin

Posted on April 8, 2021 by odeboyz

“Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God.” “But God does not exist.” “Exactly! Neither do the potatoes.”

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Ronald Reagan’s Sly Wit

Posted on April 5, 2021 by odeboyz

A reporter confronted Ronald Reagan about a promise he’d made. “Mr. President, you said that you’d resign if your memory started to fade.” “I don’t remember saying that.”

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Two aliens discuss invading Earth

Posted on April 1, 2021 by odeboyz

Alien One: I’ve researched our invasion plans. Alien Two: What’s your report? Alien One: Humans have harnessed the power of the atom and created extremely powerful weapons. Alien Two: What’s your recommendation? Alien One: Invade. They’re designed for slaughtering each … Continue reading →

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Joe and the Three Legged Chicken

Posted on March 25, 2021 by odeboyz

Joe was driving and noticed a chicken keeping pace with him. Just then the chicken accelerated using all three legs. Joe followed the chicken down the lane into a barnyard. ‘Did you see a chicken running really fast?’ he asked … Continue reading →

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Ethnic Food

Posted on March 22, 2021 by odeboyz
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Getting a job in an Estate Agency*

Posted on March 18, 2021 by odeboyz

When applying for a job as an estate agent, the interviewer worried that my CV was a bit small. I said actually it’s really cosy and I was immediately hired. * Estate agent = real estate in US Alex Kealy … Continue reading →

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Misplaced kindness

Posted on March 11, 2021 by odeboyz

My friend only eats ‘ethical meat’. Animals who’ve lived a happy life. That’s all wrong. Ethical meat eaters should eat unhappy animals. Ismo Leikola, Edinburgh Festival 2015 (slightly altered)

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True love just left the building

Posted on March 8, 2021 by odeboyz
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A quip from Matt LeBlanc [a star of Friends]

Posted on October 1, 2020 by odeboyz

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

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“I forgot my surf board”… “Me too. What a shame.”

Posted on September 28, 2020 by odeboyz
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