Category Archives: Humour

Famous Last Words

Posted on December 18, 2024 by odeboyz

Fred: “I’ll never forget my father’s last words” Jim: “What were they?” Fred: “Are you still holding the ladder?”

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Football Review: Dagenham vs Rochdale 14th December 2024

Posted on December 18, 2024 by odeboyz

This is was a dreadful game apart from the result: Daggers 1 Rochdale 0 First Half Both defences believed that crossing the half way line was reckless folly. As a result. the default ‘action’ was back-passes to the goalkeeper supplemented … Continue reading →

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An OAP Romantic

Posted on December 11, 2024 by odeboyz

Ethel: How come you never say that you love me anymore? Ebenezer: I told you once. If anything changes I’ll tell you

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Benefits aren’t for scroungers

Posted on December 7, 2024 by odeboyz
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Having a laugh

Posted on December 6, 2024 by odeboyz

What I miss most- now I’m oldIs having a laugh about nothing at allGoing down the pub with a few matesHaving too many pints andA big bag of crispsAnd not giving a damn about caloriesOr anything at all. What I … Continue reading →

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An atheist joke

Posted on December 4, 2024 by odeboyz

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

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Say no more, Squire

Posted on November 30, 2024 by odeboyz
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Douglas Adams on War

Posted on November 27, 2024 by odeboyz

“Luckily they lived even further back in Galactic Time….when the Galaxy was young and fresh and every idea worth fighting for was a new one.” Life, the Universe and Everything (1982) p144

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Brian Clough on Jose Mourinho

Posted on November 20, 2024 by odeboyz

“That Jose Mourinho’s got a lot to say for himself. He reminds me of what I was like at his age – but I was better looking.”

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Capitalism Hard At Work

Posted on November 16, 2024 by odeboyz
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