Author Archives: odeboyz

Bob and his Trophy Wife

Joe: “Bob where did you meet your girlfriend?” Bob: “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!” Joe: “How did you get her to marry you?” Bob:” I lied about my age.” Joe: “Ah, you told her you were 50?” Bob: “No, I told … Continue reading

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The Israeli Strategy in the Gaza War, October 2023 – August 2024

Israel was humiliated by the Gazan incursion, which was the result of a major security failure by the Israeli Defence Force (IDF). Gazans live, ‘in a prison camp’ designed to prevent just such an event.1 Israel controls the air space, … Continue reading

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Britain’s £100bn Trident missile showing off

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Sarah, Joe and a Voodoo Doll

Sarah (from upstairs): “Did you get a shooting pain just now? Like someone stabbed you?” Joe: “No. Not a thing.” Sarah: “How about now?” Adam B.

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Book Review: Juan Gomez-Jurado ~ Red Queen (Translator Nick Caistor) (2023)

Ever since the Skandi-noir books of Stieg Larsson1 there have been *seriously clever female heroines*. Antonia Scott is a Spanish super genius. The scene is set on the first page, “…in three minutes – Antonia is capable of calculating: The … Continue reading

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Steve Wright quip

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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The Assassination of Anwar Sadat, 1981

“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.” Matthew 5:9 Perpetual war, endless war, or a forever war, is a lasting state of war with no clear conditions that would lead to its conclusion. Perpetual war – Wikipedia Israel was … Continue reading

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How True

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Ricky Gervais quip at the Golden Globes, 2010

“Looking at all the wonderful faces here today reminds me of the great work that’s been done this year… by cosmetic surgeons.”

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Cooking for Slackers: The Egg Mayonnaise Canoe

The Egg *Mayo*1 sandwich is iconic in Britain. It’s a permanent feature in buffets at birthdays, marriages and funerals. Sometimes it has a watercress garnish. Let’s improve it; The Egg Mayonnaise Canoe Ingredients A hard-boiled egg2 Baguette Mango chutney Mayonnaise … Continue reading

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