A layabout’s interview in a Job Centre

Layabout: I’m looking for a job. Anything will do but it’s got to be well paid and not too strenuous.

Clerk: Perfect timing. We’ve just had a request for a minder for a billionaire’s nymphomaniac teenage daughter. £100k pa and a company car.

Layabout: You’ve got to be kidding!

Clerk: Well, you started it.

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