Maid: “I’d like a raise.”
Lady Chatterley: “Why do you deserve a raise?
Maid: “Two reasons. I’m a better cook than you.”
Lady Chatterley: “Who told you?”
Maid: “Your husband. And I’m better in bed than you are as well.”
Lady Chatterley: “I suppose my husband said that?”
Maid: “No, the gardener.”
Lady Chatterley: “How much do you want?
Inspired by D H Lawrence’s Lady Chatterley’s Lover (1928) which was banned as pornographic and is now regarded as a classic
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