Interviewer: What’s the first thing that you’re going to get with your £10 million lottery win?
Jim: I’m going to make my wife very, very happy
Interviewer: Do you mind me asking what you intend to do?
Jim: I’m going to turn the central heating on 24/7 at whatever temperature she wants. No quibbles.
Interviewer: Is that all?
Jim: If there’s anything left I might buy a Tesla.