An impossible dream

Interviewer: What’s the first thing that you’re going to get with your £10 million lottery win?

Jim: I’m going to make my wife very, very happy

Interviewer: Do you mind me asking what you intend to do?

Jim: I’m going to turn the central heating on 24/7 at whatever temperature she wants. No quibbles.

Interviewer: Is that all?

Jim: If there’s anything left I might buy a Tesla.

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