Vagrant: Can you spare £20?
Gambler: Will you buy booze?
Vagrant: No.
Gambler: Will you gamble it away?
Vagrant: No
Gambler: Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?
Vagrant: Can you spare £20?
Gambler: Will you buy booze?
Vagrant: No.
Gambler: Will you gamble it away?
Vagrant: No
Gambler: Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?