A Gambler meets a Vagrant

Vagrant: Can you spare £20?

Gambler: Will you buy booze?

Vagrant: No.

Gambler: Will you gamble it away?

Vagrant: No

Gambler: Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?

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