Three New Zealanders and three Aussies were travelling by train to the cricket World Cup in England. At the station, the Aussies bought tickets and were amazed when the New Zealanders bought a ticket between them.

“How are you going to get away with just one ticket?”

“Watch and learn.”

They got on the train and the New Zealanders crammed into a toilet. Shortly afterwards the ticket collector came round. He knocked on the toilet door, “Ticket please.” The door opened a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The Aussies thought this was great and decided to copy them when they returned. When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket. To their astonishment, the New Zealanders didn’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to travel without a ticket?” said a perplexed Aussie.

“Watch and learn.”

When they got on the train the Aussies crammed into a toilet with the New Zealanders nearby. Shortly afterwards, a New Zealander left his toilet and went to where the Aussies were hiding.

“Ticket please.”