Hank says, “I hear you Irish are damn good drinkers. I’ll give 500 dollars to anybody who drinks 10 pints of Guinness straight off.” The room went silent as one man quietly left.

Thirty minutes late Paddy returned. He tapped Hank on the shoulder saying, “Is the bet still good?”

Hank smirked and asked the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.

Paddy starts knocking them back. His friends start cheering as Hank watches in amazement. He gives Paddy the $500 and asks, “Where did you go?”

“I went to the pub down the road to see if I could do it first.”