A gorilla walked into a bar and ordered a Martini. The bartender was amazed, but thought, “What the hell.” He mixed the Martini and passed it to the gorilla who paid with a twenty pound note. This freaked the bartender out. He can’t believe what’s literally happening in front of him.

He handed the gorilla a pound change who didn’t gorilla complain. He sat there sipping the Martini. After a few minutes the bartender can’t keep silent anymore. “You know, we don’t get too many gorillas in here.”

“At nineteen pounds for a Martini I’m not surprised.”