“Boy things have really changed since my day. Back then, if a girl got in trouble, her family would send her away to relatives in another state, and if anybody asked, just lied and said she went to Europe. Then when she came back, they’d raise the baby as a little sister. Not like today; we had morals and values back then.”

A quip from Martin Crane (John Mahoney) in Frazier [an American TV show about two hyper-clever and competitive brothers and their father]

Chris