Four retired men saw a pub called “Old Timers.” Underneath it said, “All drinks 10p.” Obviously they thought it was a scam but having plenty of time on their hands they went in.

The bartender called out, “What’ll it be gents?”

They ordered pints with whiskey chasers and were charged 20p each. Seeing how puzzled they were he said, “Don’t worry it isn’t a scam. I won £10m on the Lottery and I don’t have a family. So I thought, ‘How do I meet lots of different people?’ This is what I came up with.”

They relaxed and had a few. Fred said to the bartender, “What are those guys doing over there? They keep looking at their watches.”

“Oh don’t mind them. They’re from Yorkshire and are waiting for the Happy Hour.”