An old man walks into a barber shop for a shave and haircut. He tells the barber that he’d understand if he couldn’t give him a clean shave because of wrinkled cheeks, “Just do your best.”
The barber gets a wooden ball off the shelf and tells him to put it into his cheek to spread out the skin.
After he was shaved he told the barber, “That’s the best shave I’ve had for years and I’ll definitely come again.” He added, “What would have happened if I’d swallowed the ball?”
“Don’t worry just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.”