Ever ready to shoot from the lip
From a man who can’t comb his hair
“Bungle” looks a dopey drip
So ignorant he would make a Saint swear.
Rude to those who wear a corduroy jacket
From a lad who wore a straw boater
Just confirms he’s not the full packet
Ambitions don’t take account of the voter.
Blaming UK crazy academics
With poor dental, winning smiles
His parents were not so good at eugenics
Pontificating on the Israel/Palestine conflict
He is now known as that silly man from the British Isles.
The Sharek Youth Forum described
Inaccurate, misinformed and disrespectful
“Bungle” should have his jaw circumscribed
His brain cells cannot be called intellectual.