A God for the twenty- first century

Posted on June 3, 2014 by odeboyz

I’m God
I’m not Yahweh, the Holy Ghost or Allah
I’m your god.

I’m not a jealous god, or a vengeful god
I’m not omnipotent and, especially,
I’m not omniscient.

I’m not judgemental and
I’m erratic and inconsistent
I’m an omnishambles god.

Can I count on your support?

(Chris)

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