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Woody Allen on marriage

“I’ve had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.”

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Woody Allen quip

“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”

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Woody Allen’s Annie Hall discusses ‘Life’

There’s an old joke: Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of them says, ‘Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.’ The other one says, ‘Yeah, I know, and such small portions.’ Well, that’s … Continue reading

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