Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed. The sheriff and his men couldn’t find the President’s body. They spotted a lone farmer ploughing a field and hurried over to the man’s tractor.

“Hank! Did you see the plane crash happen?”

“Yup.”

“That was Donald Trump’s plane.

“Yup.”

“Were there any survivors?”

“Nope. I buried them straight away.”

“President Trump. Is he dead?”

“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. “He kept a-saying he wasn’t dead but you know what a liar he is!”