Joe was driving and noticed a chicken keeping pace with him. Just then the chicken accelerated using all three legs. Joe followed the chicken down the lane into a barnyard. ‘Did you see a chicken running really fast?’ he asked the farmer

‘Yep.’

‘Did it have three legs?’

‘Yep. I breed them that way.’

Joe said, ‘You do? How come?’

‘Well. There’s three of us in the family and we all love drumstick. We just got tired of fighting over it. So I’ve been breeding three-legged chickens.’

‘Well how do they taste?’

‘I don’t know. I haven’t been able to catch one yet.’