A sound technician, a lighting designer and a stage manager found an old lamp. The sound technician gave it a rub, and out wafted a genie!
“Since you all found me, you all get a wish!”
The sound technician went first, “I’d like a multi-million pound mansion.” And POOF, he went.
The lighting director said “Well, I want a multi-million pound private island.” And POOF, he went.
The stage manager sighed theatrically, “I want them back here in 10 minutes.”