“What are you reading, old man?” The KGB officer asked

“I’m learning Hebrew, comrade,” replied Saul an old Jew.

“Why are you learning Hebrew? You know it takes years to get a permission to travel to Israel? You will die before you get one.”

“I’m learning Hebrew so when I go to heaven I can speak with Moses and Abraham.”

“How do you know you’re going to heaven? What if you go to hell?”

“I already speak Russian.”