The perils of St Peter’s judgement

Three guys die and once they got to the Pearly Gates they were met by St. Peter. “How many times did you cheat on your wife?” He said to Joe who was at the front of the queue.

“None. I had a perfect marriage.”

“Great. You get a Tesla for your use in heaven. And you, Fred, how many times did you cheat on your wife?”

“Only twice.”

“Okay. You get a SUV. And you, Bob. How many times did you cheat on your wife?”

“12 or 13 times.

“Okay,” says Peter. “You get the rusty Ford.”

Later that day Fred was driving his SUV when he saw Joe leaning against his Tesla crying. “What’s wrong?”

“I just saw my wife.”

“So?”

“She was riding a skateboard.”

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