A council debate was becoming heated. As tempers became frayed Joe sneered: “Have you heard of Bob Froyd?”

“No.”

“Well,” Joe said triumphantly, “if you attended more council meetings, you’d know that he’s the man who’s opening a strip club in our town.”

Fred responded furiously, “Have you heard of Alex Moskowitz?”

“No.”

“Well if you attended fewer council meetings, you’d know he’s sleeping with your wife.”