“Rodney,” Tom said, “Becky and I are getting a divorce.”

I was stunned. “Why? You seemed so happy together.”

“Well, ever since we married, Becky’s been improving me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and gambling. She taught me to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to be a successful investor.”

“Are you a bitter because she’s changed you?”

“No. I just don’t think she’s good enough for me.”

Chris