The doctor began his consultation by asking the veterinarian about the pain and its intensity.

The veterinarian sarcastically replied: “When I treat animals I can’t ask questions. I have to use my skill and judgement.”

The doctor said, “OK.”

After finishing the consultation in grim silence he handed over a prescription and said, “Take these pills. If you’re still unwell in a few days I’m afraid I’m going to have to put you down.”

Chris